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Interesting. I don't know what year it was in Selphia. Arthur might know, he's the prince of Norad.
Why would someone go so far? But self defense isn't really wrong of you.
Okay no smacking. With tentacles or otherwise.
Why would someone go so far? But self defense isn't really wrong of you.
Okay no smacking. With tentacles or otherwise.
You really think you can fit me? Dorks are huge you know.
Good, let's go. Do you want to be more in the middle or back? Of the theater.
Good, let's go. Do you want to be more in the middle or back? Of the theater.
I have experienced that first hand. It's good that you're so impressive. I never settle for anything less than the best, after all.
Good plan. Somewhat camouflage.
Good plan. Somewhat camouflage.
Yeah, you have, buddy. [There is absolutely no regret here and he's actually pretty delighted. Enough to make the compliments a little less awkward. Just clinging to the gag reflex jokes for dear life]
You still wanting to ride me or did you change your mind about anything?
You still wanting to ride me or did you change your mind about anything?
I want to ride you. [Yup, blushing. The only sexual thing he blushes about.]
Okay. [Makes sense to him, because:] You're always gorgeous like that too.
I won't be quiet though, I don't hold back. [This dumbass.]
I won't be quiet though, I don't hold back. [This dumbass.]
Yeah...
Shit... [A small laugh, and he speeds up down the aisle.] It's a good thing we didn't do anything at the wedding after all. Just you being near me is like a heady drug. Already I can see in my head what you'll look like, shirt half undone, hair blown back, legs splayed for me... [BITES A BLANKET AND WHINES.] You'd think I hadn't seen you for weeks rather than we've barely been apart an hour or two.
Shit... [A small laugh, and he speeds up down the aisle.] It's a good thing we didn't do anything at the wedding after all. Just you being near me is like a heady drug. Already I can see in my head what you'll look like, shirt half undone, hair blown back, legs splayed for me... [BITES A BLANKET AND WHINES.] You'd think I hadn't seen you for weeks rather than we've barely been apart an hour or two.
You’re just very easy to rile up, which works in my favor. Cause I like to get you worked up. One day I’m gonna see how long you can go without giving in. And how fast I can break any stubbornness you might have to try to win.
[Maybe Klaus has a bad habit of seeing a competition and being incapable of resisting it.]
If we’re ever apart for weeks, you’re in trouble, buddy. Cause I’ll win that without even trying.
[Maybe Klaus has a bad habit of seeing a competition and being incapable of resisting it.]
If we’re ever apart for weeks, you’re in trouble, buddy. Cause I’ll win that without even trying.
Yeah, I am. You're gonna edge me? I have plenty of self control when I want.
[Literally Nobunaga too, so competitive about EVERYTHING, to a problematic level... so... it's fine. This is a better outlet for it, definitely. They're fine.]
[And Nobunaga arches an eyebrow, dragging Klaus into the seats with him.] Let's do it. Right now. Who can last the longest without a jade stem. Who will beg the most, the loudest. And no talk of fighting fair, there will be no fighting fair in this.
[Literally Nobunaga too, so competitive about EVERYTHING, to a problematic level... so... it's fine. This is a better outlet for it, definitely. They're fine.]
[And Nobunaga arches an eyebrow, dragging Klaus into the seats with him.] Let's do it. Right now. Who can last the longest without a jade stem. Who will beg the most, the loudest. And no talk of fighting fair, there will be no fighting fair in this.
Ehhhhhh. I mean MAYBE. [Klaus has full faith in their ability to make Nobunaga’s brain go wonky]
[Oh, so they’re doing this now? Heeee probably should have seen that coming, but he’s also not about to say no now that the challenge has been put up.]
So we’re definitely drinking after the fucking, I assume. And who said anything about a fair fight? [Klaus feels like the novelty and newness of getting fucked is definitely going to help him a little with this, but is definitely willing to see how serious this is.]
[Oh, so they’re doing this now? Heeee probably should have seen that coming, but he’s also not about to say no now that the challenge has been put up.]
So we’re definitely drinking after the fucking, I assume. And who said anything about a fair fight? [Klaus feels like the novelty and newness of getting fucked is definitely going to help him a little with this, but is definitely willing to see how serious this is.]
[Klaus is fantastic at that, yes.]
Or at the same time.
[Nobunaga just starts making an elaborate blanket fort like a professional. To be fair, he has done pro war tents after all, and strips down, all tackling Klaus, setting the alcohol into the cup holders.] Fuck I'm already throbbing.
[He is totally going to win this edging, yes.]
Or at the same time.
[Nobunaga just starts making an elaborate blanket fort like a professional. To be fair, he has done pro war tents after all, and strips down, all tackling Klaus, setting the alcohol into the cup holders.] Fuck I'm already throbbing.
[He is totally going to win this edging, yes.]
At the same time, then. [Not that they think they are fully capable of drinking and fucking at the same time without casualties.]
[Klaus is doing their best to avoid suit on floor 2.0, which mostly works. Because Nobunaga is a little less armored up, but still…so he’s just down to the shirt underneath his suit jacket (which is more of a t-shirt than anything else) and his underwear before he gets tackled. There’s a light ‘oof’ as his back hits the floor.]
A problem? [Just shimmying out of their underwear. Nothing to see here. Except that they are also already turned on. God.] Need help with the lube, babe? [As if they’re not already opening it.]
[Klaus is doing their best to avoid suit on floor 2.0, which mostly works. Because Nobunaga is a little less armored up, but still…so he’s just down to the shirt underneath his suit jacket (which is more of a t-shirt than anything else) and his underwear before he gets tackled. There’s a light ‘oof’ as his back hits the floor.]
A problem? [Just shimmying out of their underwear. Nothing to see here. Except that they are also already turned on. God.] Need help with the lube, babe? [As if they’re not already opening it.]
Yes, please. [Just kisses Klaus' face down and throat with a happy rumbling purr.] Fuck you smell... so damn good. That's -- I don't know. Something. [Happy hum and more kisses, massaging his fingers all over Klaus chest and quickly taking Klaus' member in both hands before trying to find the lube.] You get me, I'll get you. Metaphorically and literally. [SO HAPPY. No chill, but very very happy.]
[Klaus is momentarily distracted by the kisses.] Soap. If I had my cologne, you’d be so done. [There’s a moan at the feeling of Nobunaga’s hand on him. They just quickly get enough lube to prep their boyfriend before handing it over.]
Y-you’re so weird sometimes. [They’re starting with one finger again, working up to two fingers and definitely on purpose letting their fingers hit against his prostate.]
Y-you’re so weird sometimes. [They’re starting with one finger again, working up to two fingers and definitely on purpose letting their fingers hit against his prostate.]
It's more than just soap. Wedding food and sugar. And... [Sex? Sex. Definitely sex. But he can't just SAY Klaus smells like sex. Well, he could. It's Nobunaga, after all, but even Nobunaga doesn't want to.] Danger and romance and love. I want it all over me. [So sex basically.]
You love it. [Nobunaga tries to lube up Klaus' dick, but stills completely, then arches into him with a low keeping whine begging for more as he's pressed.] Fuck, fuck that... [He needs to breathe. Definitely needs to breathe.] Again. [A low demanding growl, half daring Klaus NOT to, because then Nobunaga could think at least and plan.]
You love it. [Nobunaga tries to lube up Klaus' dick, but stills completely, then arches into him with a low keeping whine begging for more as he's pressed.] Fuck, fuck that... [He needs to breathe. Definitely needs to breathe.] Again. [A low demanding growl, half daring Klaus NOT to, because then Nobunaga could think at least and plan.]
Yeah and that other fun thing is...
[RNG of Pratt's mind is spinning, spinning... ]
Pizza. Come on.
[RNG of Pratt's mind is spinning, spinning... ]
Pizza. Come on.
[Klaus definitely wouldn't have argued with being told he smelled like sex. It's probably not wrong.] Think I can do that for you. Probably. [They're about to fuck, so that's probably going to happen.]
I do. [Oh, but the point is to make each other beg and see who breaks first and so they do do it again. They want him to be a whimpering mess by the end of this.] It'll be better once you sit on my dick. But one day I'll get you off with just my fingers.
I do. [Oh, but the point is to make each other beg and see who breaks first and so they do do it again. They want him to be a whimpering mess by the end of this.] It'll be better once you sit on my dick. But one day I'll get you off with just my fingers.
You better.
[Clearly Nobunaga is definitely going to lose at this rate, because he's already a mess, and he didn't think his brain COULD short circuit anymore but he's not completely surprised either, given how Klaus always seems to have that effect on him. Just the mental image, the sound of Klaus' voice, he'd said before that alone was enough to do Nobunaga in, and even with the lure of competition at play, Nobunaga's stubbornness is forced to war with his addiction to Klaus and how quickly his heart controlling his brain and body get overloaded with desire.]
Hahhhh... [Blushing again, and already panting even without riding Klaus yet?! That bodes well...]
[He might not be begging or coming instantly, but he's dangerously close. Nobunaga just focuses all of his attention on lubing Klaus' dick, even though his own voice is clearly panting, and his face is too damn hot.] Don't think I'm that easy. [Yes, he is.]
[Clearly Nobunaga is definitely going to lose at this rate, because he's already a mess, and he didn't think his brain COULD short circuit anymore but he's not completely surprised either, given how Klaus always seems to have that effect on him. Just the mental image, the sound of Klaus' voice, he'd said before that alone was enough to do Nobunaga in, and even with the lure of competition at play, Nobunaga's stubbornness is forced to war with his addiction to Klaus and how quickly his heart controlling his brain and body get overloaded with desire.]
Hahhhh... [Blushing again, and already panting even without riding Klaus yet?! That bodes well...]
[He might not be begging or coming instantly, but he's dangerously close. Nobunaga just focuses all of his attention on lubing Klaus' dick, even though his own voice is clearly panting, and his face is too damn hot.] Don't think I'm that easy. [Yes, he is.]
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