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Klaus Hargreeves ([personal profile] busball) wrote 2022-12-14 06:22 pm (UTC)

babe...are you even that old?
but yeah. i'd totally bone you if you were old

and also if you were a skeleton like skulduggery.
this is what you're thinking about right now? kissing without lips?

oh. i see.
tell him to be nice.

babe. stop worrying about how old you are
you're so hot you could be over 800 and i would fuck you
as long as you were alive and able to fuck still

do not blacken your hair, weirdo.

i've met some totally fuckable grandpas, so you're fine.

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