She doesn’t have to insult people’s siblings in the process. [This is hurt feelings Klaus and this is a version of Klaus that is less reasonable than all other Klauses.] It’s just sometimes she acts so…so…dumb. And then she just is mean on purpose.

[More frowning even as they just lean into Nobunaga and the hugs.] Ew. I don’t want to seduce her now.

[Sigh] I will just be the most boring version of myself ever. The less than lukewarm one.

But like…I dunno. Maybe we should just not be friends. Probably easier anyway. And I can just avoid situations where we have to be alone together and then everyone will be happy and no one can be mad because we never speak again!