Me neither. [A flicker.] The words. I remember the actions. We didn't fuck. Not that I could. [Snort.]
[HOW IS KLAUS SEXY EVEN IN GRAYSCALE?!?!?! IS THERE LITERALLY ANYTHING THIS IS GOOD FOR?!?!?]
[He wants pictures. Oh. He has some... Somewhere.]
[At least he's still too fucked up to get turned on.]
[Down to the bare minimum but still covered head to toe in clothes, he'll just... burn the pants later maybe. Or launder them, what the fuck ever.]
[And climbs in, to help Klaus shower. Just bros being bros. No homo. Even though they're married. Yes. And have done this before much sexier. Whatever. It's fine.]
I sent you a song. Perhaps that was cruel. [Well, no. It was cruel, but he's a sadist, so.] It seemed more important at the time. And less like I was trying to romance you than if I sent you an emoji haiku.
I did offer to bring presents, but that wasn't to romance you either, just a shameless bribe to make sure you weren't dying.
[Scrubs Klaus hair! SO PRETTY! Highly neglected!] You should ask Jeff what he uses for his hair. It might not work the same, but I think he could help.
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[HOW IS KLAUS SEXY EVEN IN GRAYSCALE?!?!?! IS THERE LITERALLY ANYTHING THIS IS GOOD FOR?!?!?]
[He wants pictures. Oh. He has some... Somewhere.]
[At least he's still too fucked up to get turned on.]
[Down to the bare minimum but still covered head to toe in clothes, he'll just... burn the pants later maybe. Or launder them, what the fuck ever.]
[And climbs in, to help Klaus shower. Just bros being bros. No homo. Even though they're married. Yes. And have done this before much sexier. Whatever. It's fine.]
I sent you a song. Perhaps that was cruel. [Well, no. It was cruel, but he's a sadist, so.] It seemed more important at the time. And less like I was trying to romance you than if I sent you an emoji haiku.
I did offer to bring presents, but that wasn't to romance you either, just a shameless bribe to make sure you weren't dying.
[Scrubs Klaus hair! SO PRETTY! Highly neglected!] You should ask Jeff what he uses for his hair. It might not work the same, but I think he could help.