[Dying. What an amazing analogy. It's so gross, and yet--]

I don't want to fuck. You want to try the sauna?

I want to be with you, especially because it's that bad and you don't feel like sex. If it was just sex, I wouldn't come back. I mean it is the best sex x Infinity ever, but still, I love you for you, not your sex appeal.

I'll serenade you. I'll be your lap pillow.