[Klaus doesn't know that anyone is avoiding anyone at this point, but it's kinda sad.]
Well, maybe you just haven't been threatening enough? I can't be the police because I'm like...me. And not the police. Maybe if Diego shows up. Like, he's a discount Batman, but he went to the police academy for a little while! And if he still has his powers, he can throw a knife and make it land exactly where he wants it to. Once he threw a knife between my legs.
[There's just a sage nod here] But you know. That's how he says, 'I love you'. So he really loved me in a terrifying way. If your life isn't slightly threatened, do they really love you?
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[Klaus doesn't know that anyone is avoiding anyone at this point, but it's kinda sad.]
Well, maybe you just haven't been threatening enough? I can't be the police because I'm like...me. And not the police. Maybe if Diego shows up. Like, he's a discount Batman, but he went to the police academy for a little while! And if he still has his powers, he can throw a knife and make it land exactly where he wants it to. Once he threw a knife between my legs.
[There's just a sage nod here] But you know. That's how he says, 'I love you'. So he really loved me in a terrifying way. If your life isn't slightly threatened, do they really love you?