Would I still be hot if I aged like 20 years in the last five minutes since you saw me?
Or if like I was a skeleton like Skulduggery? I guess I would need him to teach me magic so we could still have sex. I could still do asphyxiation, but I'm kind of jealous he was so brave about kissing without lips.
Jeff called me Gramps.
And everyone under 20 broke their brains about the Captain. Is it because he's old? What if I'm old? I think the white at my temples is spreading. Maybe I should blacken it like Blackbeard.
How old does someone have to look to stop being what you're into?
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Date: 2022-12-14 02:08 pm (UTC)Or if like I was a skeleton like Skulduggery? I guess I would need him to teach me magic so we could still have sex. I could still do asphyxiation, but I'm kind of jealous he was so brave about kissing without lips.
Jeff called me Gramps.
And everyone under 20 broke their brains about the Captain. Is it because he's old? What if I'm old? I think the white at my temples is spreading. Maybe I should blacken it like Blackbeard.
How old does someone have to look to stop being what you're into?