She doesn't. She's purposely trying to find out what it does. She doesn't know. She siphoned my soul in revenge for showing her improvising during a waltz, touching off limits since she keeps doing that to me.
You're ridiculous. How are you so smart, and missed that? No. She likes you, but went through me to get to you. That simple. This is why I do not care for anyone else. Because you would not understand you are the best, and I only want you. You are a handful. Valdis is acceptable, because she was offering me extra hands to tend to you with. I want to stab others if they think they can touch you sexually. An old habit, I suppose. I was in charge of protecting Ranmaru and others. But it was also politics. But if you initiated things then it is fine. [It would not, in fact, be "fine." But Nobunaga would be frustrated with himself, not externalizing it very much.]
š means "okay"? Okay. š
I showed her my gunblade name, and she was irritated about it. To lighten things, I invited her to a dance, though I knew it would end in a duel if you're not with us to mitigate our tempers. We didn't even get that far! She said I couldn't dance even a waltz, I showed her I can, but a little forcefully, and grabbed her ass to try to cause a scandal. I thought she would slap me, but she kissed my neck and siphoned some soul. That is when I get to ice cream because sugar solves everything.
No wait. I also sang her a song, and told her not to think of me later when she's with Max. And then when she said she definitely wouldn't be, I called her a good soldier for obeying my orders so perfectly. :) But that was after she already took some soul, and she stomped on my foot.
I am telling you Klaus, were it not for you, we would not be able to keep from killing each other for fun.
so she siphoned your soul cause you touched her without her consent is what you're telling me you definitely deserved it don't do that again to her or anyone else, okay? the punishment will not be sexy. you won't like it.
what? she likes me as a friend. that's just...what? that seems unlikely. i think she was just in a weird headspace. just sort of was a thing i mean, there were definitely extra hands... say that to my face later and i'll believe you
yeah.
you both need to stop antagonizing each other and i don't blame her for anything she's done. i would have let her if i were there.
Everyone is annoying. >:T She could have kicked me. I didn't say I didn't deserve it, but I don't deserve extra.
I think you're wrong. And yes, she was riled up after fighting and killing Siffleur. And that is why we can't be alone together. Plus, I think you calm her down. I do not. Clearly.
It's not like she hates being touched, she doesn't want to be seen as less than me. I wouldn't touch someone less than me.
Ask her. I dare you. Can I kill anyone else who tries to steal you, or is this another, "No you just have to trust me," thing, because it's really annoying. I'm pretty sure killing is faster.
If I bring a bottle with the blankets, can we do that together minus the depression and with fucking our feelings instead?
iām texting her right now. [Another lie, but it might become the truth just to fuck with him if he keeps pushing it] who is trying to steal me? also what counts as stealing?
so you wanna drink and fuck our feelings out? i mean thatās probably reasonable.
i donāt think thatās necessarily true there might be more than one person, but definitely not everyone. there are lesbians on this ship and just people who are not into people at all secunit would never and i do want you, so why do you keep being weird?
Because I'm trying really hard not to stab anyone. And I just want to be with you in a blanket fort. And I like watching you with others. And I want you to be happy even if it's not with me. But then I want to stab things again. It's a vicious circle. I will be good and leave the stabbing to Yato though. Is that okay?
if anyone actively attempts to steal me, iāll stab them myself. but i guess you can too no one is, though. and me around friends is just me around friends.
I'll probably definitely fail. Being kind seems like it might be as itchy as being purified.
I haven't killed anyone since being on board. That's the longest I've gone my whole life since I started as a teen. Dying is easier here than killing. Since you come back. For me anyway. And everyone else is starting to kill even if they haven't before. I don't know. Just maybe I'm not killing, I'm dying, and well you know how I get bitey when I'm annoyed instead of using words. Like that.
oh. i do prefer you not but iād also have been less upset if you like mentioned it first. also i guess dead boyfriends is a weird emotional situation for me
i think you just like biting, honestly. like trying to be a vampire.
I thought it would upset you less if I could make it back, without you hearing about it. But I know now that is not the case, and anyway, it won't happen again.
I love biting. I don't want to be a vampire. Vampires suck. [GET IT?!] They're all weird creepy nobles who have to eat untouchables, and organize weirdo contracts to control people like animals. Fuck that. Gross. Demons > werewolves > vampires. Besides, Demons eat souls too, so it's fine. Even if Valdis insists she's not really a demon, it's probably on the same level as me. [It is definitely more than him.]
Yes, I'm right outside. I'm cosplaying as a blanket bahamanal.
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She siphoned my soul in revenge for showing her improvising during a waltz, touching off limits since she keeps doing that to me.
You're ridiculous. How are you so smart, and missed that? No. She likes you, but went through me to get to you. That simple.
This is why I do not care for anyone else.
Because you would not understand you are the best, and I only want you. You are a handful. Valdis is acceptable, because she was offering me extra hands to tend to you with.
I want to stab others if they think they can touch you sexually. An old habit, I suppose. I was in charge of protecting Ranmaru and others. But it was also politics. But if you initiated things then it is fine. [It would not, in fact, be "fine." But Nobunaga would be frustrated with himself, not externalizing it very much.]
š means "okay"? Okay. š
I showed her my gunblade name, and she was irritated about it. To lighten things, I invited her to a dance, though I knew it would end in a duel if you're not with us to mitigate our tempers. We didn't even get that far! She said I couldn't dance even a waltz, I showed her I can, but a little forcefully, and grabbed her ass to try to cause a scandal. I thought she would slap me, but she kissed my neck and siphoned some soul. That is when I get to ice cream because sugar solves everything.
No wait. I also sang her a song, and told her not to think of me later when she's with Max. And then when she said she definitely wouldn't be, I called her a good soldier for obeying my orders so perfectly. :) But that was after she already took some soul, and she stomped on my foot.
I am telling you Klaus, were it not for you, we would not be able to keep from killing each other for fun.
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is what you're telling me
you definitely deserved it
don't do that again
to her or anyone else, okay?
the punishment will not be sexy. you won't like it.
what? she likes me as a friend. that's just...what?
that seems unlikely. i think she was just in a weird headspace.
just sort of was a thing
i mean, there were definitely extra hands...
say that to my face later and i'll believe you
yeah.
you both need to stop antagonizing each other and i don't blame her for anything she's done.
i would have let her if i were there.
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I think you're wrong.
And yes, she was riled up after fighting and killing Siffleur. And that is why we can't be alone together. Plus, I think you calm her down. I do not. Clearly.
Ugh fine, go kiss her instead.
What do old men do? I will do that instead.
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but iād also have fucked someone up
except i donāt really care about being touched
but if i did
i think iām right.
iām apparently chill
i think thatās a lie, but oh well. people think itās true and thatās half the battle
fine! i will! [They will not]
go sit somewhere and think about how old and depressed they are while drinking about it probably.
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Ask her. I dare you.
Can I kill anyone else who tries to steal you, or is this another, "No you just have to trust me," thing, because it's really annoying. I'm pretty sure killing is faster.
If I bring a bottle with the blankets, can we do that together minus the depression and with fucking our feelings instead?
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you knowā¦
iām texting her right now. [Another lie, but it might become the truth just to fuck with him if he keeps pushing it]
who is trying to steal me?
also what counts as stealing?
so you wanna drink and fuck our feelings out?
i mean thatās probably reasonable.
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Everyone wants you. Even though you want me. Which is good. Because then I don't have to stab anyone. For now.
Yeah. I want to drink and fuck feelings.
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i donāt think thatās necessarily true
there might be more than one person, but definitely not everyone.
there are lesbians on this ship
and just people who are not into people at all
secunit would never
and i do want you, so why do you keep being weird?
okay. i guess we can do that
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Because I'm trying really hard not to stab anyone. And I just want to be with you in a blanket fort. And I like watching you with others. And I want you to be happy even if it's not with me. But then I want to stab things again. It's a vicious circle. I will be good and leave the stabbing to Yato though. Is that okay?
Love you.
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but i guess you can too
no one is, though.
and me around friends is just me around friends.
i love you, too.
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That's hot.
Promise?
Fuck, I haven't grabbed booze yet. But I already want to just be with you. Just a little longer.
I don't mind how you are with friends. I know I get the best. ♥
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also she did text back :P
iāll grab something on my way.
good. cause friends means a lot, but itās not the same.
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You're so smart. Smart and hot.
If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends.
Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
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maybe she just likes talking to me :P
duh. iām always hot.
did you really just quote spice girls at me?
iāll get with your friends š
jk.
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You already are with my friends. š
Love you!
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heās just so awkward, you canāt see it clearly
but i like him anyway
i am. valdis says it was like hate sex btw.
told you so!
love you, too.
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Yeah, hate sex with me, dumbass! She LIKES you. She and I are kind of somewhere between shooting each other or fucking.
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different kind of trauma probably.
but we should be nice
you especially
nah. apparently no actual hate was involved in the making of this hate sex.
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Bold of you to think I am even capable.
I know. It's just a subversion of the desire to kill.
Do you think my dying is the same way?
I wonder.
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i have complete faith in you.
hm? what do you mean?
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I haven't killed anyone since being on board. That's the longest I've gone my whole life since I started as a teen.
Dying is easier here than killing.
Since you come back. For me anyway. And everyone else is starting to kill even if they haven't before.
I don't know.
Just maybe I'm not killing, I'm dying, and well you know how I get bitey when I'm annoyed instead of using words. Like that.
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and i'm so proud of you
i'd rather avoid both if i can
you do come back, yeah.
like you think you're dying? now? or like...???
you do get bitey when you're annoyed.
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No, I mean, I'm trying to see how close I can get without dying. Sorry. At least I'm not playing Siffleur's game?
I bite when I'm happy too though!
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i do prefer you not but iād also have been less upset if you like mentioned it first.
also i guess dead boyfriends is a weird emotional situation for me
i think you just like biting, honestly.
like trying to be a vampire.
are you there? iām almost there.
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I love biting.
I don't want to be a vampire. Vampires suck. [GET IT?!] They're all weird creepy nobles who have to eat untouchables, and organize weirdo contracts to control people like animals. Fuck that. Gross.
Demons > werewolves > vampires.
Besides, Demons eat souls too, so it's fine. Even if Valdis insists she's not really a demon, it's probably on the same level as me. [It is definitely more than him.]
Yes, I'm right outside. I'm cosplaying as a blanket bahamanal.
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