oh. i do prefer you not but i’d also have been less upset if you like mentioned it first. also i guess dead boyfriends is a weird emotional situation for me
i think you just like biting, honestly. like trying to be a vampire.
I thought it would upset you less if I could make it back, without you hearing about it. But I know now that is not the case, and anyway, it won't happen again.
I love biting. I don't want to be a vampire. Vampires suck. [GET IT?!] They're all weird creepy nobles who have to eat untouchables, and organize weirdo contracts to control people like animals. Fuck that. Gross. Demons > werewolves > vampires. Besides, Demons eat souls too, so it's fine. Even if Valdis insists she's not really a demon, it's probably on the same level as me. [It is definitely more than him.]
Yes, I'm right outside. I'm cosplaying as a blanket bahamanal.
[Nobunaga spends a little bit staring at his phone trying to figure out the slang behind a whale's punishment, when the hug just makes him smile and lean into it more! This is nice. He could stay like this.]
Yeah, you have, buddy. [There is absolutely no regret here and he's actually pretty delighted. Enough to make the compliments a little less awkward. Just clinging to the gag reflex jokes for dear life]
You still wanting to ride me or did you change your mind about anything?
[God. He's so fucking cute. Klaus is dying here.] I want to see your face this time. See how you look more clearly. You're so hot when you're blissed out.
Shit... [A small laugh, and he speeds up down the aisle.] It's a good thing we didn't do anything at the wedding after all. Just you being near me is like a heady drug. Already I can see in my head what you'll look like, shirt half undone, hair blown back, legs splayed for me... [BITES A BLANKET AND WHINES.] You'd think I hadn't seen you for weeks rather than we've barely been apart an hour or two.
You’re just very easy to rile up, which works in my favor. Cause I like to get you worked up. One day I’m gonna see how long you can go without giving in. And how fast I can break any stubbornness you might have to try to win.
[Maybe Klaus has a bad habit of seeing a competition and being incapable of resisting it.]
If we’re ever apart for weeks, you’re in trouble, buddy. Cause I’ll win that without even trying.
Yeah, I am. You're gonna edge me? I have plenty of self control when I want.
[Literally Nobunaga too, so competitive about EVERYTHING, to a problematic level... so... it's fine. This is a better outlet for it, definitely. They're fine.]
[And Nobunaga arches an eyebrow, dragging Klaus into the seats with him.] Let's do it. Right now. Who can last the longest without a jade stem. Who will beg the most, the loudest. And no talk of fighting fair, there will be no fighting fair in this.
Ehhhhhh. I mean MAYBE. [Klaus has full faith in their ability to make Nobunaga’s brain go wonky]
[Oh, so they’re doing this now? Heeee probably should have seen that coming, but he’s also not about to say no now that the challenge has been put up.]
So we’re definitely drinking after the fucking, I assume. And who said anything about a fair fight? [Klaus feels like the novelty and newness of getting fucked is definitely going to help him a little with this, but is definitely willing to see how serious this is.]
[Nobunaga just starts making an elaborate blanket fort like a professional. To be fair, he has done pro war tents after all, and strips down, all tackling Klaus, setting the alcohol into the cup holders.] Fuck I'm already throbbing.
At the same time, then. [Not that they think they are fully capable of drinking and fucking at the same time without casualties.]
[Klaus is doing their best to avoid suit on floor 2.0, which mostly works. Because Nobunaga is a little less armored up, but still…so he’s just down to the shirt underneath his suit jacket (which is more of a t-shirt than anything else) and his underwear before he gets tackled. There’s a light ‘oof’ as his back hits the floor.]
A problem? [Just shimmying out of their underwear. Nothing to see here. Except that they are also already turned on. God.] Need help with the lube, babe? [As if they’re not already opening it.]
Yes, please. [Just kisses Klaus' face down and throat with a happy rumbling purr.] Fuck you smell... so damn good. That's -- I don't know. Something. [Happy hum and more kisses, massaging his fingers all over Klaus chest and quickly taking Klaus' member in both hands before trying to find the lube.] You get me, I'll get you. Metaphorically and literally. [SO HAPPY. No chill, but very very happy.]
[Klaus is momentarily distracted by the kisses.] Soap. If I had my cologne, you’d be so done. [There’s a moan at the feeling of Nobunaga’s hand on him. They just quickly get enough lube to prep their boyfriend before handing it over.]
Y-you’re so weird sometimes. [They’re starting with one finger again, working up to two fingers and definitely on purpose letting their fingers hit against his prostate.]
It's more than just soap. Wedding food and sugar. And... [Sex? Sex. Definitely sex. But he can't just SAY Klaus smells like sex. Well, he could. It's Nobunaga, after all, but even Nobunaga doesn't want to.] Danger and romance and love. I want it all over me. [So sex basically.]
You love it. [Nobunaga tries to lube up Klaus' dick, but stills completely, then arches into him with a low keeping whine begging for more as he's pressed.] Fuck, fuck that... [He needs to breathe. Definitely needs to breathe.] Again. [A low demanding growl, half daring Klaus NOT to, because then Nobunaga could think at least and plan.]
[Klaus definitely wouldn't have argued with being told he smelled like sex. It's probably not wrong.] Think I can do that for you. Probably. [They're about to fuck, so that's probably going to happen.]
I do. [Oh, but the point is to make each other beg and see who breaks first and so they do do it again. They want him to be a whimpering mess by the end of this.] It'll be better once you sit on my dick. But one day I'll get you off with just my fingers.
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Date: 2022-12-19 03:55 am (UTC)and i'm so proud of you
i'd rather avoid both if i can
you do come back, yeah.
like you think you're dying? now? or like...???
you do get bitey when you're annoyed.
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Date: 2022-12-19 06:32 am (UTC)No, I mean, I'm trying to see how close I can get without dying. Sorry. At least I'm not playing Siffleur's game?
I bite when I'm happy too though!
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Date: 2022-12-19 06:38 am (UTC)i do prefer you not but i’d also have been less upset if you like mentioned it first.
also i guess dead boyfriends is a weird emotional situation for me
i think you just like biting, honestly.
like trying to be a vampire.
are you there? i’m almost there.
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Date: 2022-12-19 08:21 am (UTC)I love biting.
I don't want to be a vampire. Vampires suck. [GET IT?!] They're all weird creepy nobles who have to eat untouchables, and organize weirdo contracts to control people like animals. Fuck that. Gross.
Demons > werewolves > vampires.
Besides, Demons eat souls too, so it's fine. Even if Valdis insists she's not really a demon, it's probably on the same level as me. [It is definitely more than him.]
Yes, I'm right outside. I'm cosplaying as a blanket bahamanal.
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Date: 2022-12-19 05:05 pm (UTC)i dunno. i met someone once who was chill
maybe only some of them are terrible
you’re such a dork
[Don’t mind them. Just casually sneaking up behind him and wrapping his arms around him. ] What’s up, baby Bahamanal.
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Date: 2022-12-19 05:15 pm (UTC)Rawr! I'm gonna eat you!
[Maybe he is a dork.]
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Date: 2022-12-19 06:44 pm (UTC)[Just gonna nudge him inside now.] I got the essentials. [The essentials are lube and alcohol.]
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Date: 2022-12-21 02:49 am (UTC)Good, let's go. Do you want to be more in the middle or back? Of the theater.
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Date: 2022-12-21 03:07 am (UTC)[There's a small squint of thought] Probably the middle. Just give ourselves plenty of seats around us?
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Date: 2022-12-21 10:04 pm (UTC)Good plan. Somewhat camouflage.
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Date: 2022-12-22 03:13 am (UTC)You still wanting to ride me or did you change your mind about anything?
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Date: 2022-12-22 04:08 am (UTC)I won't be quiet though, I don't hold back. [This dumbass.]
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Date: 2022-12-22 04:25 am (UTC)[This makes him laugh.] If I was worried, I’d have brought a sock to shove in your mouth.
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Date: 2022-12-22 04:36 am (UTC)Shit... [A small laugh, and he speeds up down the aisle.] It's a good thing we didn't do anything at the wedding after all. Just you being near me is like a heady drug. Already I can see in my head what you'll look like, shirt half undone, hair blown back, legs splayed for me... [BITES A BLANKET AND WHINES.] You'd think I hadn't seen you for weeks rather than we've barely been apart an hour or two.
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Date: 2022-12-22 05:06 am (UTC)[Maybe Klaus has a bad habit of seeing a competition and being incapable of resisting it.]
If we’re ever apart for weeks, you’re in trouble, buddy. Cause I’ll win that without even trying.
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Date: 2022-12-22 05:25 am (UTC)[Literally Nobunaga too, so competitive about EVERYTHING, to a problematic level... so... it's fine. This is a better outlet for it, definitely. They're fine.]
[And Nobunaga arches an eyebrow, dragging Klaus into the seats with him.] Let's do it. Right now. Who can last the longest without a jade stem. Who will beg the most, the loudest. And no talk of fighting fair, there will be no fighting fair in this.
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Date: 2022-12-22 06:06 am (UTC)[Oh, so they’re doing this now? Heeee probably should have seen that coming, but he’s also not about to say no now that the challenge has been put up.]
So we’re definitely drinking after the fucking, I assume. And who said anything about a fair fight? [Klaus feels like the novelty and newness of getting fucked is definitely going to help him a little with this, but is definitely willing to see how serious this is.]
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Date: 2022-12-22 06:42 am (UTC)Or at the same time.
[Nobunaga just starts making an elaborate blanket fort like a professional. To be fair, he has done pro war tents after all, and strips down, all tackling Klaus, setting the alcohol into the cup holders.] Fuck I'm already throbbing.
[He is totally going to win this edging, yes.]
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Date: 2022-12-22 07:07 am (UTC)[Klaus is doing their best to avoid suit on floor 2.0, which mostly works. Because Nobunaga is a little less armored up, but still…so he’s just down to the shirt underneath his suit jacket (which is more of a t-shirt than anything else) and his underwear before he gets tackled. There’s a light ‘oof’ as his back hits the floor.]
A problem? [Just shimmying out of their underwear. Nothing to see here. Except that they are also already turned on. God.] Need help with the lube, babe? [As if they’re not already opening it.]
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Date: 2022-12-22 07:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-22 07:44 am (UTC)Y-you’re so weird sometimes. [They’re starting with one finger again, working up to two fingers and definitely on purpose letting their fingers hit against his prostate.]
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Date: 2022-12-22 08:26 am (UTC)You love it. [Nobunaga tries to lube up Klaus' dick, but stills completely, then arches into him with a low keeping whine begging for more as he's pressed.] Fuck, fuck that... [He needs to breathe. Definitely needs to breathe.] Again. [A low demanding growl, half daring Klaus NOT to, because then Nobunaga could think at least and plan.]
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Date: 2022-12-23 04:16 am (UTC)I do. [Oh, but the point is to make each other beg and see who breaks first and so they do do it again. They want him to be a whimpering mess by the end of this.] It'll be better once you sit on my dick. But one day I'll get you off with just my fingers.
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