[The fingers in his hair elicit more growls and a slightly more gentle lick to Klaus' throat before he lets them go.]
[All the hair on the back of his neck stands on end, but at the press, he just kind of laughs and rolls his shoulders.] Ahhhhh...
[Still torture, could be worse.] That's where tigers bite their prey you know. [Awwww Klaus. Nobunaga accepts the half hug, and gently threads his fingers their hair. And laughs about being dropped, turning his head to kiss Klaus' temple.] Well, I couldn't feel it so.
You did well, tiger.
[Another growl and he rolls his shoulders again.] I can't shake that feeling out. Prickly. Like a sea urchin is wedged there. [Another kiss to Klaus' temple, and he has to get the rest of his armor off, but does his best while not letting Klaus go, and half dancing, turning and leading the way to get Klaus into the water.]
I do have a surprise for you in my closet. Closet's the word, right? Yeah. It's nothing special... shit. [Blushing again, gah.] So don't pretend you like it if you don't. I'll get you something better next time.
[Okay, gauntlets: kote, cuirass: do, greaves haidate are good, now just the Tommy Bahamas loud base things.] As weird as it is, I wish I could have seen the moment. I bet you were magnificent. Always the master of feigning weakness to conceal your true strength bwahaha. Perfect execution of my orders. Thank you.
[That's such a small reaction from the one that happened before.] Wow. You like...barely reacted that time. Yesterday it was all drama.
[That doesn't mean they are upset. Far from it. Actually much happier than they were. It's not this world-ending thing. No one was actually or seriously injured.] I know, but I felt it and that was more than enough. I mean not physically, but emotionally.
[There's a little sigh and they want to cuddle in closer, but...the blood. This is necessary.] I'd kiss it better, but I don't think that would do anything but make it worse, so...I guess I'll try my best not to touch it again. Unless you deserve it. [Just teasing!]
[There's a small hum of happiness as they feel the water. Yes. This is much better. His head still feels like there's a fight between various beings, none of which are nice, but this feels better.] Can you make sure my hair's not too knotted?
[But then Nobunaga mentions a surprise in the closet. Presents are his...uh...well, he doesn't know where they fall on the list of favorite things. But who doesn't like presents? And the blushing!! Klaus smiles a little.] Duh. Of course I'll like it. Are you gonna tell me what it is or do I have to wait to see it? [Either is fine, but now he's excited about it.]
I'm not a master of anything. Except like being bad at things, so...I'm lucky it worked out. [They just don't know how to be with the compliments and to pride and the general support] Also being super hot and having an amazing personality. Yep.
Isn't that my line? [Kiss it better, except it might not work. Though he laughs and comically flinches in a clearly joking manner.] If I deserve it?! What would I do to deserve it?
[Once Nobunaga gets the armor off he joins Klaus, letting the clothes get wet, like he cares, and another kiss to Klaus' head with fingers lacing through their hair.] Of course. I only have Sundries stuff, whatever seemed best, so if you use something particular, you'll have to teach me.
You'll have to see it. [Smiles! He's glad Klaus is excited about it. Best coping, clearly.]
A master of Sun Tzu. Always pretending to just be sexy trash, concealing your true deadly cunning. You can fool yourself, but not me. You are very hot though. Bwahahaha. [A small evil laugh and laces both hands' fingers through Klaus' hair with a happy happy hum.]
It was. All flailing and surprise. I'm just glad it worked, honestly.
Hm? Is it? [Klaus is just affecting innocence right now. Who him? He would never steal someone's line. No, indeed not.] Hmmmm. Probably the emotional damage that is caused when you do Big Damn Hero stuff, but I'll probably forgive you either way. So maybe you'll be fine.
[They make a small, contented noise at the feeling of fingers in their hair.] Allison's better at the hair stuff than me, so I just use whatever until whatever doesn't help. Probably as long as there's a little conditioner, it's fine, but first, I need to get the dried blood out of my hair. It's the worst part of it. I mean, sure I went through some questionable channels to sneak into our house, but...yeah.
[He leans back into the touch just slightly, eyes closing. He's seconds away from suggesting he never have to wash his own hair again right now because...this is really nice. Either way, it takes a minute for them to remember they have to wash the rest of themselves. Just gonna find the body wash and carefully wash the rest of the dried blood off.]
Of course I'm very hot. [Yes, this is what he's choosing to focus on] That's why you couldn't resist me. I know. [Gonna keep on this track. Yes. Just a very sexy man that was so sexy it couldn't be helped. Yep. Absolutely.] Can't I get a liiiiittle hint about the present? I've been very good and very hot and I ruined Bootylicious for you. Well, it's ruined for me, but it's...well, I couldn't think of anything else.
[He laughs.] Yeah, that's what I'd expect. [Nods! He feels better about this. Knowing it's not psychological.] If you really... That is... if it ever happens again... [Fuck. BLUSHING AGAIN. How to say this?]
[He gently moves his hands behind Klaus' hair.] A warning, I shall show you, I doubt it will affect you the same. [Gently half massages, half tickles Klaus on the back of their neck. Yes.]
[And Nobunaga is fine with forever washing Klaus' hair. It's relaxing. Like petting a tiger cub and getting purrs as a reward. But also sexy.]
I can't resist you because you're interesting and strong. My only lucky number. [Laughs about the begging for a hint.] I had Stede help me find something, since you like his clothing taste. Then I tried to paint my Oda mon on it so next time you are attacked over mistaken identity, it is more obvious who is your boyfriend at least. [Kisses Klaus' forehead and gently gets the blood all out, reaching for shampoo and lathering up their head!]
I don't remember Bootylicious. [... What a name. He's proud of himself for saying that with a straight face.] Do you want to sing it again and try to un-ruin it, or make a new song association?
[Klaus arches an eyebrow for a moment at the tickling sensation on the back of his neck. Does he get it? No. It doesn't even feel that bad. It's kind of nice sort of?] So it tickles? The torture is that it tickles? [He's not at all considering the possibility of tackling Nobunaga on the bed and tickling him for fun. No. They are a very innocent person who has never ever thought of such things in their life ever.]
[Oh, would you look at that. Maybe Klaus can blush. But it comes with the knee jerk reaction of denying positive encouragement] Hah. Yeah. Sooo strong. Totally. [If it sounds sarcastic, it's because they feel like it's a sarcastic thing to say.]
Oh. [Stede. That's what...they were talking about? That's why Stede knew? Klaus blushes for a second time in a short moment and just sort of stares. They're not ignorant to Nobunaga's feelings about Stede and the fact that he sought him out for the sole purpose of getting him something. Something to protect him...
Kindness is a foreign creature to him. It's something that he's still getting used to after all this time. Dave had been the first person to ever really treat him with kindness, to show him he was worthy of love even if he didn't believe it all the time. They don't believe it that much more now, but there's something in them that swells up.] You...that's why...I knew you guys had talked about me...us.
[Bootylicious will have to wait because even with his hair being lathered up, Klaus needs to kiss Nobunaga to express exactly all the feelings that are popping up.]
You really want me to sing about how my body's too bootylicious for you, babe?
[Nobunaga and Ieyasu are ticklish, yes. Mai's initial reaction to that revelation was pretty much the same way.] It's torment! I wouldn't do it to my gravest of enemies. [>:T]
Very strong. Ultimate master of Sun Tzu. I do not believe at all that your crazy father didn't press it upon you, and for all your expertise of deception, a lounging tiger is still a tiger, no matter how he purrs and hides his claws. [Chu! Another head kiss!]
Eh? [Nobunaga is baffled by the response, but the kiss distracts him, even if he is confused!]
[A small laugh.] I can handle your booty. [Kisses him back!]
[Klaus laughs softly.] Is that so? I'll keep that in mind. Tickling is torture.
[If their dad had something to do with this? Well...it was probably treating them like shit that did it. But he still doesn't really believe it. Of course...he did kill that guy at the jail all those years ago. But he's mostly useless otherwise.
It makes perfect sense to them. This is someone that's showing them human kindness and treating them well and got them a meaningful gift. It makes perfect sense.]
Oh? You think so? [There's a laugh but he's happy to go back to kissing again.] Can handling my booty mean cuddling in the bed for a while? For now. Once we're out of the shower and dry. I just want...to be close to you. And yes, that means you have to wrap your arms around me even if we are facing each other. [Klaus is nothing if not incredibly bossy about certain things, but asking for what you want is important.] Just...just tenderness for now. You can go back to gnawing at my neck after a couple hours.
[To all of it. Tickling is torture, he can totally handle Klaus, and cuddling is A-okay. And Nobunaga straight up could never deal with someone, anyone who didn't give him very clear and firm demands and know what they want from him, because he would forever be harassing them and driving them insane. (see also his insistence that he'd ignore Klaus telling him to go away. This isn't TRUE, he would 100% obey, because he doesn't want to waste his time on people not liking him, however -- yes, he desperately needs clear boundaries and someone strong enough to exercise them with him, and trust him to follow through on them.)]
That sounds enticing. How well did you sleep? Or did you spend the rest of the morning drinking? If I'd known I might have called you earlier for all this, but I remember Ava said ten hundred was too early, so I assumed you were much the same way.
[Shampoos Klaus' hair happily and gently scrubs his back, humming quietly.]
Terribly. [Klaus frowns at the wall in front of him as he just lets Nobunaga help him clean up. There's more than a few bruises there that he's casually becoming aware of as they get touched.] Must have fallen harder than I thought. [Just a comment and...is that Destiny's Child? Again? Did Nobunaga just realize that Destiny's Child was a thing and learn every song?
This gains him a little laugh.] I cried myself to sleep on the floor. [It probably should be embarrassing to admit, but Klaus is pretty sure embarrassment doesn't work on him anymore, so you know. Whatever.] It was very sexy of me. I assure you.
[Not all of them. Only the ballads really. Because Nobunaga can't rap yet for the life of him. But he did go out of his way to learn some of the dance ones too.]
Klaus.... [Ugh. What is this tender feeling? Desperate to protect. This is why cuteness is the true ultimate weapon. Oh so gently Nobunaga nearly pulls Klaus into his lap and gently kisses his shoulder.] You're always sexy. It's the bait that lines your trap to lure in people to getting attached to you. [More kisses to the shoulders and a little more roughly goes back to rinsing their hair.] I'll try to make sure I won't die from now on so you won't cry. Baka. [Still can't just hug them, but he leans his forehead on Klaus' shoulder.] You're not allowed to die either though. You truly are stronger than you give yourself credit for. Such a fall...
[Klaus hums softly, letting himself be drawn closer. He smiles a little at the kiss.] Is that it? I guess that's definitely dangerous, then. [But there's amusement in their voice because it's very amusing to hear him say that.]
I don't want to die, but I can't help it if I do. [None of them can. Apparently.] And I know you can't help it. I won't...be mad if you do. I know...sometimes things happen. It was just...a lot. I remembered... [There's a long exhale.] It felt like Dave all over again. Your blood on my hands, the numb feeling of realization.
[He hums again.] I...can I ask you about something? It's...not serious. Just something that came up. But first maybe I can finish washing the shampoo out of my hair and get dressed.
Of course. Questions are good. I am always filled with hundreds of then.
[More humming, and rinses out their hair, not in any rush, it's nice to spend the moment with his partner, so Nobunaga wants to make the most of it.]
I'm still glad it was you. I know in the future it will not be, but for a first time...
It's rather like losing virginity isn't it? Only I don't feel any different. I guess the one most affected is you. So I will try to put your mind at rest and your body can follow, and both can heal.
[There's a small, tired smile and he's just accepting the gentleness of it all. The feeling of it is so nice. His head feels like it's swimming a lot less than it did at the start.]
Your 'getting murdered' virginity? [Klaus frowns a little.] I don't really want to be the one to...but I did say I would if I needed to. I guess I don't have to ask if you'd kill me if I was possessed? It seems like you probably would. To keep me from doing something bad.
[He tilts his head to look at Nobunaga for a moment, the quiet stretching out for a time. They are considering the question coming earlier than when they're dressed.] I know we sort of touched on this when I was in the middle of an emotional bad vibe because of almost getting murdered. [A beat.] I maybe sort of flirted a little with the guy that I almost got killed over. Bash. Nothing serious. Just...flirting. We're supposed to do a friendly little meet up thing for mochas. [They let that settle for a moment.] I just don't want to cross any hard lines. So I guess I'm asking what you're comfortable with.
I'd like to think I could, but I didn't end up killing anyone. I went to fight Yuuki -- whoever was possessing him, and got bitten instead. Blademaster Vance and I were trying to find a way to get the ghosts what they want other than just our bodies, and we failed. I couldn't kill Chase, or Pickles, or whoever was inside Tear. I'd miss you the most though... so... [A shrug.] Maybe that would make a difference.
[The rest takes some processing.]
[Finally Nobunaga just pulls Klaus forward for a rough kiss.] Hard lines, is it?
You will always have to tell me what you expect. [Gods, jealousy is just... such a pain in the ass. It's there. He can feel it. And easily ignore it.] I already know I'm the best. [The best at being Demon King of 6th Heaven. But if Klaus doesn't want that...]
[A head tilt.] I will never restrict your freedom. Breaking the castes, breaking people's conditioning and brainwashing is part of this. I know your... cult [A flicker.] you are used to a lot of people holding you up as a god. Loving you constantly. It is not so different, I am used to a country full. Well, most of Japan hates me, but good enough.
[Ugh words. Feelings. Part of him feels like going icy again. Detached. What does it matter to him if Klaus gets coffee with a demigod? Things Nobunaga wants to do. There's enough time and the balance between being tyrannical and overbearing...]
[A forced feral grin.] But do not think your neck will escape so unscathed to tell stories of whose bed you were last in.
[Klaus gives him a small look] I don't think that there was anything else they wanted. But I think if push came to shove, you would have done it. If not, someone would have done it for you.
[There's a soft moan at the kiss.] Yes. Boundaries. You're allowed to have them. For this. For us.
[Klaus doesn't want him to feel like he has to accept it. He can be okay.] You are the best. [There's a smile at that.] Which is why you're my boyfriend. [There's a small frown at the rest of it.]
I don't want to be a god or worshipped as one. That's why I ran away in the first place. I just...it just sort of happened. [Another frown] I know that I'm more open. That I don't mind if you're fucking someone else, but...
[How to explain this.] I don't want to conquer anyone else's heart and I don't want to give mine to anyone else. And I don't want you to conquer someone else's heart either. But if you say no, that's it. I'm just clarifying so nothing happens that fucks things up. This isn't all about me.
[He studies him quietly.] I've only been in your bed and mine alone. No one else's.
[... The rest is overwhelming. He flickers through a whole spectrum of emotions. Happy about being Klaus' boyfriend. Literally sparkling about it, he's so pleased.]
[And then blushing a million ways to Sunday. Flustered because he doesn't want to bother with anyone else, he hasn't finished with Klaus. It's all a luxury he couldn't afford, because the price would have gone against his ambitions before. Been too dangerous.]
[The last line he's back to blushing and hides his head face ducking into Klaus' shoulder.]
You're asking something of me I do not know I can do. I do not know how I'll feel until I do. It takes... time for me. So many things get factored. Weighed. Pushed against each other like bricks in a wall until I am as sure of it as I am of a brick wall. [A small grunt, and he just closes his eyes, breathing Klaus in quietly, trying to sort it all out. Emotions.]
[What he wants. Klaus to be free and happy. That part's easy. The hard part is how to get there. Freedom. He holds Klaus' hands in both of his own.]
It's good to have friends. I said before, it's my pride to know I'm the best, so I have nothing to be concerned about. But I am still phenomenally greedy. I want to carry you all around the ship and never let you go. Steal every moment of your time because you are like a banner in war so I always know the direction of my progress. When I do things without you, it's like you're missing and I hate that I cannot instantly summon you with a snap of my fingers. [Huff. Pout.]
I cannot have you all to myself and you should not let me attempt such a thing either. [A kiss to Klaus forehead, and he drags him over to towels to gently towel him off and wring the hair carefully.]
I cannot put restrictions on you for... nearly anything. I can only say, come to me as you will, and then have confidence in my skills to satisfy you. Tch. [He STILL can't hug. But he settles for leaning his forehead to Klaus' again.] It is my hard line. When I train hawks, I do not bind them ever. I give them shelter, treats, training, and they come when I whistle because they know I am the best at getting them hunting, much better than on their own. My army too. That is my pride. That all of my soldiers, and everyone employed in my care, couldn't possibly do better elsewhere, because I'm simply the best. What that means for you... [A long drawn out kiss! All emotions, the conflicted frustration with himself for not knowing himself well enough to advise, for being flustered by simple things, for being so inexperienced, for any shreds of resentment or jealousy he might harbor -- he wants to be happy and supportive, so why can't he just do that?] You will have to find out yourself and tell me. [A follow up kiss too!]
Rolling contract. One day at a time. If one day you need to change it, you'll tell me. And have faith in my overconfidence to handle whatever makes you happiest and freest. So you can be your best possible flying tiger and live up to your potential.
[Klaus wants, more than ever, to stress something] I'm not saying anything has to happen. I'm opening up the channels for a conversation. And...it's not restrictions. [He tilts his head to rest on Nobunaga's shoulder.] You're more important to me than any hot guy out there. [And Bash is so hot] Maybe I can't give you every second of my time because I still want to do...at least some things. Hang out with Ava, do whatever...
[They grab Nobunaga's hand to kiss at the knuckles.] Honest communication is kind of important in these sort of situations. So if you're not comfortable with anything...you can tell me that and I'll respect that boundary. Like the safewords.
[It's nice to be cared for and...well, he feels a little guilt for considering it without checking first, but things had been so...all over the place. But...] I really like you. [And that's just them leaning over to carefully snuggle up to his neck.] So I want anything that happens moving forward to work for both of us. If that's monogamy, then it's monogamy. Okay? And let me re-emphasize that is doesn't make you a bad person or overly restrictive to not like the idea of me with someone else. Maybe that's...just something we explore together or not at all? Like if, for some very unlikely reason, Tendi thought we were both hot and...you know...we decided to all three be together.
If you need to take time to think about it and see where your feelings are, that's okay, but don't just... [Have some vague gesturing.] Act like it's okay to appease me. [A wince] That's not the right word, but...don't feel like that's what you're doing. I know that I'm okay with you sleeping with someone because you're pretty obvious in how you feel about me and all that. If my feelings for you change, I'll let you know, but I...you're important to me, okay?
[A beat] You're very strong and intimidating...even when you're being soft. Your enemies would be quaking. [Something they hope smooths over any possibly ruffled feathers.]
[His parents didn't do that, did anyone? Obviously some must. His hawks did, but it wasn't out of devotion as much as circumstances. This is different, because they're humans, and their lives are their own, and with a broader selection of possibilities by far, even within the scope of just those on the ship..]
Go on the date. I can't know I'm the best if you never taste anything else. Tea and coffee, right? I can't truly say tea is the best until I try coffee too. [But he's kind of sure of it. That tea is better. But he can't qualify that without trying both anyway.]
What's so hot about him anyway? [He tries to remember what Jeff, the real Jeff, said about him. It was heavily colored through emotions, and colors, and Nobunaga tries to sort it, but cannot. It doesn't matter. He can't imagine dating Jeff at all. Not because of monogamy, but because Jeff reminded him so much of a baby brother. Maybe even one of Ranmaru's brothers.]
[He pins Klaus down to the floor, both arms above their head again. He'll move them to the bed or sofa again in a bit, but for now...]
[Small kisses to Klaus' face.] I'm not soft. [A small laugh and a tiny nip to Klaus' jawline.] I'm not being soft. [Maybe he is. Neither the fire or ice, just where they meet, instead of a typhoon, almost negating each other. Who knows? Not Nobunaga.]
Communication. I will need your help. This is another time thing. I feel like a caveman. "Monogamy." This is not a -- [He rolls a hand on his wrist before gently lacing through Klaus' hair and leaning back, he should get a hairbrush for him. Klaus is like a horse with a very pretty mane and brushing is important!] It's not a thing I know much about. Marriage in my time is purely political. [Can't look at Klaus in the eyes, he's too... flustered. Not shy, or embarrassed, but nervous. Unsure. It's stepping on the edge of a cliff, he can't just stomp about loudly like an oni or he'll fall.] It's financial and about heirs. I know... in the future it's about deepening relationships. [Rubs the back of his head, and returns with a brush, holding it up questioningly to Klaus to wait for permission.]
I know what I want. Right now, this second. For the future... I know some things.
I don't just like you. But even if you say it's not restrictive... That you are strong enough not to let me do anything you don't want... Tch. [Offers to lace his fingers with Klaus'.] It is me who is not strong enough. I have to say do what you will, or else... [A head shake.] Or else I will become what I fight against. How I'll feel about it... [A head tilt.] I don't know yet. I know I only want the best. You. [Pokes Klaus' forehead.] Deputy Pratt said you were like different timeline twins of each other. But I cannot imagine wanting to have sex with him, or even anyone else at all.
There's less children in the future, so that the ones that do exist are more doted on. Less worries about their survival. Partners is like this, is it not? I don't want to deal with more than just one tiger who pretends to be a kitten while getting into so much trouble. I can handle Pratt as a samurai, but not as a -- anything sexual or romantic. And yeah, Tendi's hot. [A head tilt.] But you'll have to teach me everything about... stuff like that.
Go on the date, and then... if you want to do anything, just keep me updated. [Nods.] I will take time. I am still quite used to... always having my own way, so it's a new way of thinking. You're my only partner though. What you want that to mean... you have to decide. If I'm not the best, then I will do something to get stronger, but that is not your fault if it is insufficient, understood?
[He laughs.] I dunno. It's just the vibe. His whole vibe. But there's a lot of hot people on this boat. Not that I want to sleep with all of them. Just an...awareness of hotness. [Diana, Tendi, Bash, Pratt. A lot of hot people. Even that Lucius guy was kind of hot. If Clara hadn't been his first real friend on the ship, he's pretty sure she'd have fallen in the same category. But...eh.]
[There's a small noise of surprise as he's pinned, but he looks up, trying to focus on the conversation at hand and not the desire pooling in his stomach. God. He's so hot right now that it's ridiculous.] Oh. Forgive me. How could I be so foolish. Of course you're not. [And really, he just wants to lean into this and forget the conversation, forget everything else.]
So you weren't meant to marry for love. [Klaus has seen movies. He got pretty bored with the Jane Austen stuff, but he's seen so many of Allison's movies and things she's suggested to him.] Monogamy is just...you only want to be with one person. And that's fine. Did you...would you have had a wife and...like someone on the side or just...a wife?
[I don't just like you. They clear their throat for a moment.] Don't just like me. [They're aware they sound like a parrot, but it narrows the world slightly.] You aren't like them, by the way. You're so much better and kinder than the people you've been fighting against and I know that you feel like you're nothing more than an evil, dangerous person, but...it's not true. You're good. You are. [So, yes, he will take his hand, lace their fingers together. If someone taking the time to wash his hair and brush it afterwards isn't soft and good, Klaus doesn't know what is.]
Not into Pratt, huh? I mean, I would probably fuck myself if given half a chance, so...I can't say anything about anything, really. [Yep. He just said that to someone not his siblings.] There was a chance that it could have happened. Even with the paradox syndrome thing. At least I wasn't Diego. He was just gonna kill himself. Like a psycho.
[But right. This is...a serious conversation.] Okay. I'll get the coffee, but I'm not calling it a date for now. But right now...I want us to be together.
No I -- Politics, remember? I specifically avoided a wife, because I didn't want to fuck up the country like King Henry VIII. Though apparently England did fine, and no one knows enough history to tell me how and why. Is it pirates? Did Spain and Portugal fuck up? If it was pirates, how did marriage between men get banned in America? [Spreads both hands. He's getting off topic, but he wants to understand.] No wife, no heirs. I would have married Kichou if he agreed, but he is not a masochist, and it would be a political alliance. [Sigh.] My father had... more than just my mother, yeah. They only got married when I was six? I think it might have been related to him taking me into battle now that I think of it. [A headshake.] It's worse for royalty, but even Hideyoshis' parents weren't dissimilar.
Love is... [The words stick in his throat and gah... what are you even saying, Klaus?]
[He takes Klaus' hand, but just bops their cheeks gently.] Nothing about me is kind. [Kind. Kind? Kind... Nope. The disconnect is stronger. He wonders if this is how Klaus feels when he praises Klaus' strength. The whole world has told them, reinforced the opposite belief for so long that to believe otherwise might as well be impossible.] Good.... [Just... ARCHES EYEBROWS. Klaus, he is proud of you killing him, that's not kind, is it?]
[He'll just focus on brushing Klaus' mane ever so gently.]
[And he laughs at the idea of Klaus fucking themself.] I would like to see that. Two Klaus having sex. But you would both be expecting the other to do what you want, and not doing it yourself. So it would be very cute, and a little lazy. [Extra cute.] I would definitely be like Diego. I would kill another version of myself. Not because I hate myself, but I would only want the strongest version of me to survive and carry on both our ambitions and responsibilities.
Isn't it a date? [Shit, but he's blushing at that.] Yeah. I want... this. You. Only you. Tsk... [Kisses Klaus' shoulder!] I suspect you might be happy if I give you a stronger barrier. To say "don't do this," so you can live up to my expectations. [Tugs Klaus in close and rests his chin on his shoulder, one hand around their waist and stomach.] But silly Lucky 4, you always exceed my expectations in every way.
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[All the hair on the back of his neck stands on end, but at the press, he just kind of laughs and rolls his shoulders.] Ahhhhh...
[Still torture, could be worse.] That's where tigers bite their prey you know. [Awwww Klaus. Nobunaga accepts the half hug, and gently threads his fingers their hair. And laughs about being dropped, turning his head to kiss Klaus' temple.] Well, I couldn't feel it so.
You did well, tiger.
[Another growl and he rolls his shoulders again.] I can't shake that feeling out. Prickly. Like a sea urchin is wedged there. [Another kiss to Klaus' temple, and he has to get the rest of his armor off, but does his best while not letting Klaus go, and half dancing, turning and leading the way to get Klaus into the water.]
I do have a surprise for you in my closet. Closet's the word, right? Yeah. It's nothing special... shit. [Blushing again, gah.] So don't pretend you like it if you don't. I'll get you something better next time.
[Okay, gauntlets: kote, cuirass: do, greaves haidate are good, now just the Tommy Bahamas loud base things.] As weird as it is, I wish I could have seen the moment. I bet you were magnificent. Always the master of feigning weakness to conceal your true strength bwahaha. Perfect execution of my orders. Thank you.
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[That doesn't mean they are upset. Far from it. Actually much happier than they were. It's not this world-ending thing. No one was actually or seriously injured.] I know, but I felt it and that was more than enough. I mean not physically, but emotionally.
[There's a little sigh and they want to cuddle in closer, but...the blood. This is necessary.] I'd kiss it better, but I don't think that would do anything but make it worse, so...I guess I'll try my best not to touch it again. Unless you deserve it. [Just teasing!]
[There's a small hum of happiness as they feel the water. Yes. This is much better. His head still feels like there's a fight between various beings, none of which are nice, but this feels better.] Can you make sure my hair's not too knotted?
[But then Nobunaga mentions a surprise in the closet. Presents are his...uh...well, he doesn't know where they fall on the list of favorite things. But who doesn't like presents? And the blushing!! Klaus smiles a little.] Duh. Of course I'll like it. Are you gonna tell me what it is or do I have to wait to see it? [Either is fine, but now he's excited about it.]
I'm not a master of anything. Except like being bad at things, so...I'm lucky it worked out. [They just don't know how to be with the compliments and to pride and the general support] Also being super hot and having an amazing personality. Yep.
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Isn't that my line? [Kiss it better, except it might not work. Though he laughs and comically flinches in a clearly joking manner.] If I deserve it?! What would I do to deserve it?
[Once Nobunaga gets the armor off he joins Klaus, letting the clothes get wet, like he cares, and another kiss to Klaus' head with fingers lacing through their hair.] Of course. I only have Sundries stuff, whatever seemed best, so if you use something particular, you'll have to teach me.
You'll have to see it. [Smiles! He's glad Klaus is excited about it. Best coping, clearly.]
A master of Sun Tzu. Always pretending to just be sexy trash, concealing your true deadly cunning. You can fool yourself, but not me. You are very hot though. Bwahahaha. [A small evil laugh and laces both hands' fingers through Klaus' hair with a happy happy hum.]
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Hm? Is it? [Klaus is just affecting innocence right now. Who him? He would never steal someone's line. No, indeed not.] Hmmmm. Probably the emotional damage that is caused when you do Big Damn Hero stuff, but I'll probably forgive you either way. So maybe you'll be fine.
[They make a small, contented noise at the feeling of fingers in their hair.] Allison's better at the hair stuff than me, so I just use whatever until whatever doesn't help. Probably as long as there's a little conditioner, it's fine, but first, I need to get the dried blood out of my hair. It's the worst part of it. I mean, sure I went through some questionable channels to sneak into our house, but...yeah.
[He leans back into the touch just slightly, eyes closing. He's seconds away from suggesting he never have to wash his own hair again right now because...this is really nice. Either way, it takes a minute for them to remember they have to wash the rest of themselves. Just gonna find the body wash and carefully wash the rest of the dried blood off.]
Of course I'm very hot. [Yes, this is what he's choosing to focus on] That's why you couldn't resist me. I know. [Gonna keep on this track. Yes. Just a very sexy man that was so sexy it couldn't be helped. Yep. Absolutely.] Can't I get a liiiiittle hint about the present? I've been very good and very hot and I ruined Bootylicious for you. Well, it's ruined for me, but it's...well, I couldn't think of anything else.
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[He gently moves his hands behind Klaus' hair.] A warning, I shall show you, I doubt it will affect you the same. [Gently half massages, half tickles Klaus on the back of their neck. Yes.]
[And Nobunaga is fine with forever washing Klaus' hair. It's relaxing. Like petting a tiger cub and getting purrs as a reward. But also sexy.]
I can't resist you because you're interesting and strong. My only lucky number. [Laughs about the begging for a hint.] I had Stede help me find something, since you like his clothing taste. Then I tried to paint my Oda mon on it so next time you are attacked over mistaken identity, it is more obvious who is your boyfriend at least. [Kisses Klaus' forehead and gently gets the blood all out, reaching for shampoo and lathering up their head!]
I don't remember Bootylicious. [... What a name. He's proud of himself for saying that with a straight face.] Do you want to sing it again and try to un-ruin it, or make a new song association?
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[Oh, would you look at that. Maybe Klaus can blush. But it comes with the knee jerk reaction of denying positive encouragement] Hah. Yeah. Sooo strong. Totally. [If it sounds sarcastic, it's because they feel like it's a sarcastic thing to say.]
Oh. [Stede. That's what...they were talking about? That's why Stede knew? Klaus blushes for a second time in a short moment and just sort of stares. They're not ignorant to Nobunaga's feelings about Stede and the fact that he sought him out for the sole purpose of getting him something. Something to protect him...
Kindness is a foreign creature to him. It's something that he's still getting used to after all this time. Dave had been the first person to ever really treat him with kindness, to show him he was worthy of love even if he didn't believe it all the time. They don't believe it that much more now, but there's something in them that swells up.] You...that's why...I knew you guys had talked about me...us.
[Bootylicious will have to wait because even with his hair being lathered up, Klaus needs to kiss Nobunaga to express exactly all the feelings that are popping up.]
You really want me to sing about how my body's too bootylicious for you, babe?
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Very strong. Ultimate master of Sun Tzu. I do not believe at all that your crazy father didn't press it upon you, and for all your expertise of deception, a lounging tiger is still a tiger, no matter how he purrs and hides his claws. [Chu! Another head kiss!]
Eh? [Nobunaga is baffled by the response, but the kiss distracts him, even if he is confused!]
[A small laugh.] I can handle your booty. [Kisses him back!]
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[If their dad had something to do with this? Well...it was probably treating them like shit that did it. But he still doesn't really believe it. Of course...he did kill that guy at the jail all those years ago. But he's mostly useless otherwise.
It makes perfect sense to them. This is someone that's showing them human kindness and treating them well and got them a meaningful gift. It makes perfect sense.]
Oh? You think so? [There's a laugh but he's happy to go back to kissing again.] Can handling my booty mean cuddling in the bed for a while? For now. Once we're out of the shower and dry. I just want...to be close to you. And yes, that means you have to wrap your arms around me even if we are facing each other. [Klaus is nothing if not incredibly bossy about certain things, but asking for what you want is important.] Just...just tenderness for now. You can go back to gnawing at my neck after a couple hours.
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[To all of it. Tickling is torture, he can totally handle Klaus, and cuddling is A-okay. And Nobunaga straight up could never deal with someone, anyone who didn't give him very clear and firm demands and know what they want from him, because he would forever be harassing them and driving them insane. (see also his insistence that he'd ignore Klaus telling him to go away. This isn't TRUE, he would 100% obey, because he doesn't want to waste his time on people not liking him, however -- yes, he desperately needs clear boundaries and someone strong enough to exercise them with him, and trust him to follow through on them.)]
That sounds enticing. How well did you sleep? Or did you spend the rest of the morning drinking? If I'd known I might have called you earlier for all this, but I remember Ava said ten hundred was too early, so I assumed you were much the same way.
[Shampoos Klaus' hair happily and gently scrubs his back, humming quietly.]
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This gains him a little laugh.] I cried myself to sleep on the floor. [It probably should be embarrassing to admit, but Klaus is pretty sure embarrassment doesn't work on him anymore, so you know. Whatever.] It was very sexy of me. I assure you.
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Klaus.... [Ugh. What is this tender feeling? Desperate to protect. This is why cuteness is the true ultimate weapon. Oh so gently Nobunaga nearly pulls Klaus into his lap and gently kisses his shoulder.] You're always sexy. It's the bait that lines your trap to lure in people to getting attached to you. [More kisses to the shoulders and a little more roughly goes back to rinsing their hair.] I'll try to make sure I won't die from now on so you won't cry. Baka. [Still can't just hug them, but he leans his forehead on Klaus' shoulder.] You're not allowed to die either though. You truly are stronger than you give yourself credit for. Such a fall...
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I don't want to die, but I can't help it if I do. [None of them can. Apparently.] And I know you can't help it. I won't...be mad if you do. I know...sometimes things happen. It was just...a lot. I remembered... [There's a long exhale.] It felt like Dave all over again. Your blood on my hands, the numb feeling of realization.
[He hums again.] I...can I ask you about something? It's...not serious. Just something that came up. But first maybe I can finish washing the shampoo out of my hair and get dressed.
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[More humming, and rinses out their hair, not in any rush, it's nice to spend the moment with his partner, so Nobunaga wants to make the most of it.]
I'm still glad it was you. I know in the future it will not be, but for a first time...
It's rather like losing virginity isn't it? Only I don't feel any different. I guess the one most affected is you. So I will try to put your mind at rest and your body can follow, and both can heal.
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Your 'getting murdered' virginity? [Klaus frowns a little.] I don't really want to be the one to...but I did say I would if I needed to. I guess I don't have to ask if you'd kill me if I was possessed? It seems like you probably would. To keep me from doing something bad.
[He tilts his head to look at Nobunaga for a moment, the quiet stretching out for a time. They are considering the question coming earlier than when they're dressed.] I know we sort of touched on this when I was in the middle of an emotional bad vibe because of almost getting murdered. [A beat.] I maybe sort of flirted a little with the guy that I almost got killed over. Bash. Nothing serious. Just...flirting. We're supposed to do a friendly little meet up thing for mochas. [They let that settle for a moment.] I just don't want to cross any hard lines. So I guess I'm asking what you're comfortable with.
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[The rest takes some processing.]
[Finally Nobunaga just pulls Klaus forward for a rough kiss.] Hard lines, is it?
You will always have to tell me what you expect. [Gods, jealousy is just... such a pain in the ass. It's there. He can feel it. And easily ignore it.] I already know I'm the best. [The best at being Demon King of 6th Heaven. But if Klaus doesn't want that...]
[A head tilt.] I will never restrict your freedom. Breaking the castes, breaking people's conditioning and brainwashing is part of this. I know your... cult [A flicker.] you are used to a lot of people holding you up as a god. Loving you constantly. It is not so different, I am used to a country full. Well, most of Japan hates me, but good enough.
[Ugh words. Feelings. Part of him feels like going icy again. Detached. What does it matter to him if Klaus gets coffee with a demigod? Things Nobunaga wants to do. There's enough time and the balance between being tyrannical and overbearing...]
[A forced feral grin.] But do not think your neck will escape so unscathed to tell stories of whose bed you were last in.
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[There's a soft moan at the kiss.] Yes. Boundaries. You're allowed to have them. For this. For us.
[Klaus doesn't want him to feel like he has to accept it. He can be okay.] You are the best. [There's a smile at that.] Which is why you're my boyfriend. [There's a small frown at the rest of it.]
I don't want to be a god or worshipped as one. That's why I ran away in the first place. I just...it just sort of happened. [Another frown] I know that I'm more open. That I don't mind if you're fucking someone else, but...
[How to explain this.] I don't want to conquer anyone else's heart and I don't want to give mine to anyone else. And I don't want you to conquer someone else's heart either. But if you say no, that's it. I'm just clarifying so nothing happens that fucks things up. This isn't all about me.
[He studies him quietly.] I've only been in your bed and mine alone. No one else's.
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You're asking something of me I do not know I can do. I do not know how I'll feel until I do. It takes... time for me. So many things get factored. Weighed. Pushed against each other like bricks in a wall until I am as sure of it as I am of a brick wall. [A small grunt, and he just closes his eyes, breathing Klaus in quietly, trying to sort it all out. Emotions.]
[What he wants. Klaus to be free and happy. That part's easy. The hard part is how to get there. Freedom. He holds Klaus' hands in both of his own.]
It's good to have friends. I said before, it's my pride to know I'm the best, so I have nothing to be concerned about. But I am still phenomenally greedy. I want to carry you all around the ship and never let you go. Steal every moment of your time because you are like a banner in war so I always know the direction of my progress. When I do things without you, it's like you're missing and I hate that I cannot instantly summon you with a snap of my fingers. [Huff. Pout.]
I cannot have you all to myself and you should not let me attempt such a thing either. [A kiss to Klaus forehead, and he drags him over to towels to gently towel him off and wring the hair carefully.]
I cannot put restrictions on you for... nearly anything. I can only say, come to me as you will, and then have confidence in my skills to satisfy you. Tch. [He STILL can't hug. But he settles for leaning his forehead to Klaus' again.] It is my hard line. When I train hawks, I do not bind them ever. I give them shelter, treats, training, and they come when I whistle because they know I am the best at getting them hunting, much better than on their own. My army too. That is my pride. That all of my soldiers, and everyone employed in my care, couldn't possibly do better elsewhere, because I'm simply the best. What that means for you... [A long drawn out kiss! All emotions, the conflicted frustration with himself for not knowing himself well enough to advise, for being flustered by simple things, for being so inexperienced, for any shreds of resentment or jealousy he might harbor -- he wants to be happy and supportive, so why can't he just do that?] You will have to find out yourself and tell me. [A follow up kiss too!]
Rolling contract. One day at a time. If one day you need to change it, you'll tell me. And have faith in my overconfidence to handle whatever makes you happiest and freest. So you can be your best possible flying tiger and live up to your potential.
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[They grab Nobunaga's hand to kiss at the knuckles.] Honest communication is kind of important in these sort of situations. So if you're not comfortable with anything...you can tell me that and I'll respect that boundary. Like the safewords.
[It's nice to be cared for and...well, he feels a little guilt for considering it without checking first, but things had been so...all over the place. But...] I really like you. [And that's just them leaning over to carefully snuggle up to his neck.] So I want anything that happens moving forward to work for both of us. If that's monogamy, then it's monogamy. Okay? And let me re-emphasize that is doesn't make you a bad person or overly restrictive to not like the idea of me with someone else. Maybe that's...just something we explore together or not at all? Like if, for some very unlikely reason, Tendi thought we were both hot and...you know...we decided to all three be together.
If you need to take time to think about it and see where your feelings are, that's okay, but don't just... [Have some vague gesturing.] Act like it's okay to appease me. [A wince] That's not the right word, but...don't feel like that's what you're doing. I know that I'm okay with you sleeping with someone because you're pretty obvious in how you feel about me and all that. If my feelings for you change, I'll let you know, but I...you're important to me, okay?
[A beat] You're very strong and intimidating...even when you're being soft. Your enemies would be quaking. [Something they hope smooths over any possibly ruffled feathers.]
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[The finger kisses, the closeness, the actual intimacy.]
[Nobunaga feels like a maelstrom internally. Ice and fire.]
[Honest communication, boundaries, comfortable, safewords.]
[Monogamy is a foreign concept.]
[SUCH a foreign concept.]
[His parents didn't do that, did anyone? Obviously some must. His hawks did, but it wasn't out of devotion as much as circumstances. This is different, because they're humans, and their lives are their own, and with a broader selection of possibilities by far, even within the scope of just those on the ship..]
Go on the date. I can't know I'm the best if you never taste anything else. Tea and coffee, right? I can't truly say tea is the best until I try coffee too. [But he's kind of sure of it. That tea is better. But he can't qualify that without trying both anyway.]
What's so hot about him anyway? [He tries to remember what Jeff, the real Jeff, said about him. It was heavily colored through emotions, and colors, and Nobunaga tries to sort it, but cannot. It doesn't matter. He can't imagine dating Jeff at all. Not because of monogamy, but because Jeff reminded him so much of a baby brother. Maybe even one of Ranmaru's brothers.]
[He pins Klaus down to the floor, both arms above their head again. He'll move them to the bed or sofa again in a bit, but for now...]
[Small kisses to Klaus' face.] I'm not soft. [A small laugh and a tiny nip to Klaus' jawline.] I'm not being soft. [Maybe he is. Neither the fire or ice, just where they meet, instead of a typhoon, almost negating each other. Who knows? Not Nobunaga.]
Communication. I will need your help. This is another time thing. I feel like a caveman. "Monogamy." This is not a -- [He rolls a hand on his wrist before gently lacing through Klaus' hair and leaning back, he should get a hairbrush for him. Klaus is like a horse with a very pretty mane and brushing is important!] It's not a thing I know much about. Marriage in my time is purely political. [Can't look at Klaus in the eyes, he's too... flustered. Not shy, or embarrassed, but nervous. Unsure. It's stepping on the edge of a cliff, he can't just stomp about loudly like an oni or he'll fall.] It's financial and about heirs. I know... in the future it's about deepening relationships. [Rubs the back of his head, and returns with a brush, holding it up questioningly to Klaus to wait for permission.]
I know what I want. Right now, this second. For the future... I know some things.
I don't just like you. But even if you say it's not restrictive... That you are strong enough not to let me do anything you don't want... Tch. [Offers to lace his fingers with Klaus'.] It is me who is not strong enough. I have to say do what you will, or else... [A head shake.] Or else I will become what I fight against. How I'll feel about it... [A head tilt.] I don't know yet. I know I only want the best. You. [Pokes Klaus' forehead.] Deputy Pratt said you were like different timeline twins of each other. But I cannot imagine wanting to have sex with him, or even anyone else at all.
There's less children in the future, so that the ones that do exist are more doted on. Less worries about their survival. Partners is like this, is it not? I don't want to deal with more than just one tiger who pretends to be a kitten while getting into so much trouble. I can handle Pratt as a samurai, but not as a -- anything sexual or romantic. And yeah, Tendi's hot. [A head tilt.] But you'll have to teach me everything about... stuff like that.
Go on the date, and then... if you want to do anything, just keep me updated. [Nods.] I will take time. I am still quite used to... always having my own way, so it's a new way of thinking. You're my only partner though. What you want that to mean... you have to decide. If I'm not the best, then I will do something to get stronger, but that is not your fault if it is insufficient, understood?
That is the best I can say right now.
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[There's a small noise of surprise as he's pinned, but he looks up, trying to focus on the conversation at hand and not the desire pooling in his stomach. God. He's so hot right now that it's ridiculous.] Oh. Forgive me. How could I be so foolish. Of course you're not. [And really, he just wants to lean into this and forget the conversation, forget everything else.]
So you weren't meant to marry for love. [Klaus has seen movies. He got pretty bored with the Jane Austen stuff, but he's seen so many of Allison's movies and things she's suggested to him.] Monogamy is just...you only want to be with one person. And that's fine. Did you...would you have had a wife and...like someone on the side or just...a wife?
[I don't just like you. They clear their throat for a moment.] Don't just like me. [They're aware they sound like a parrot, but it narrows the world slightly.] You aren't like them, by the way. You're so much better and kinder than the people you've been fighting against and I know that you feel like you're nothing more than an evil, dangerous person, but...it's not true. You're good. You are. [So, yes, he will take his hand, lace their fingers together. If someone taking the time to wash his hair and brush it afterwards isn't soft and good, Klaus doesn't know what is.]
Not into Pratt, huh? I mean, I would probably fuck myself if given half a chance, so...I can't say anything about anything, really. [Yep. He just said that to someone not his siblings.] There was a chance that it could have happened. Even with the paradox syndrome thing. At least I wasn't Diego. He was just gonna kill himself. Like a psycho.
[But right. This is...a serious conversation.] Okay. I'll get the coffee, but I'm not calling it a date for now. But right now...I want us to be together.
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No I -- Politics, remember? I specifically avoided a wife, because I didn't want to fuck up the country like King Henry VIII. Though apparently England did fine, and no one knows enough history to tell me how and why. Is it pirates? Did Spain and Portugal fuck up? If it was pirates, how did marriage between men get banned in America? [Spreads both hands. He's getting off topic, but he wants to understand.] No wife, no heirs. I would have married Kichou if he agreed, but he is not a masochist, and it would be a political alliance. [Sigh.] My father had... more than just my mother, yeah. They only got married when I was six? I think it might have been related to him taking me into battle now that I think of it. [A headshake.] It's worse for royalty, but even Hideyoshis' parents weren't dissimilar.
Love is... [The words stick in his throat and gah... what are you even saying, Klaus?]
[He takes Klaus' hand, but just bops their cheeks gently.] Nothing about me is kind. [Kind. Kind? Kind... Nope. The disconnect is stronger. He wonders if this is how Klaus feels when he praises Klaus' strength. The whole world has told them, reinforced the opposite belief for so long that to believe otherwise might as well be impossible.] Good.... [Just... ARCHES EYEBROWS. Klaus, he is proud of you killing him, that's not kind, is it?]
[He'll just focus on brushing Klaus' mane ever so gently.]
[And he laughs at the idea of Klaus fucking themself.] I would like to see that. Two Klaus having sex. But you would both be expecting the other to do what you want, and not doing it yourself. So it would be very cute, and a little lazy. [Extra cute.] I would definitely be like Diego. I would kill another version of myself. Not because I hate myself, but I would only want the strongest version of me to survive and carry on both our ambitions and responsibilities.
Isn't it a date? [Shit, but he's blushing at that.] Yeah. I want... this. You. Only you. Tsk... [Kisses Klaus' shoulder!] I suspect you might be happy if I give you a stronger barrier. To say "don't do this," so you can live up to my expectations. [Tugs Klaus in close and rests his chin on his shoulder, one hand around their waist and stomach.] But silly Lucky 4, you always exceed my expectations in every way.
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