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[busball]

i think he’s gotta be interesting
he’s just so awkward, you can’t see it clearly
but i like him anyway

i am. valdis says it was like hate sex btw.
told you so!

love you, too.

[konpeito_aji]

Is that even a good thing?

Yeah, hate sex with me, dumbass! She LIKES you. She and I are kind of somewhere between shooting each other or fucking.

[busball]

yeah.
different kind of trauma probably.
but we should be nice
you especially

nah. apparently no actual hate was involved in the making of this hate sex.

[konpeito_aji]

I'm aware.
Bold of you to think I am even capable.

I know. It's just a subversion of the desire to kill.
Do you think my dying is the same way?
I wonder.

[busball]

i know you are.
i have complete faith in you.

hm? what do you mean?

[konpeito_aji]

I'll probably definitely fail. Being kind seems like it might be as itchy as being purified.

I haven't killed anyone since being on board. That's the longest I've gone my whole life since I started as a teen.
Dying is easier here than killing.
Since you come back. For me anyway. And everyone else is starting to kill even if they haven't before.
I don't know.
Just maybe I'm not killing, I'm dying, and well you know how I get bitey when I'm annoyed instead of using words. Like that.

[busball]

only cause you're being stubborn and weird about it.

and i'm so proud of you
i'd rather avoid both if i can
you do come back, yeah.
like you think you're dying? now? or like...???

you do get bitey when you're annoyed.

[konpeito_aji]

Yeah. :)

No, I mean, I'm trying to see how close I can get without dying. Sorry. At least I'm not playing Siffleur's game?

I bite when I'm happy too though!

[busball]

oh.
i do prefer you not but i’d also have been less upset if you like mentioned it first.
also i guess dead boyfriends is a weird emotional situation for me

i think you just like biting, honestly.
like trying to be a vampire.

are you there? i’m almost there.

[konpeito_aji]

I thought it would upset you less if I could make it back, without you hearing about it. But I know now that is not the case, and anyway, it won't happen again.

I love biting.
I don't want to be a vampire. Vampires suck. [GET IT?!] They're all weird creepy nobles who have to eat untouchables, and organize weirdo contracts to control people like animals. Fuck that. Gross.
Demons > werewolves > vampires.
Besides, Demons eat souls too, so it's fine. Even if Valdis insists she's not really a demon, it's probably on the same level as me. [It is definitely more than him.]

Yes, I'm right outside. I'm cosplaying as a blanket bahamanal.

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[busball]

yeah. this ship is a weird place

i dunno. i met someone once who was chill
maybe only some of them are terrible

you’re such a dork

[Don’t mind them. Just casually sneaking up behind him and wrapping his arms around him. ] What’s up, baby Bahamanal.

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[konpeito_aji]

[Nobunaga spends a little bit staring at his phone trying to figure out the slang behind a whale's punishment, when the hug just makes him smile and lean into it more! This is nice. He could stay like this.]

Rawr! I'm gonna eat you!

[Maybe he is a dork.]

[busball]

[Klaus laughs at that.] Not if I eat you first.

[Just gonna nudge him inside now.] I got the essentials. [The essentials are lube and alcohol.]

[konpeito_aji]

You really think you can fit me? Dorks are huge you know.

Good, let's go. Do you want to be more in the middle or back? Of the theater.

[busball]

[Klaus snorts] I believe in my lack of a gag reflex. [And this gets a little wink]

[There's a small squint of thought] Probably the middle. Just give ourselves plenty of seats around us?

[konpeito_aji]

I have experienced that first hand. It's good that you're so impressive. I never settle for anything less than the best, after all.

Good plan. Somewhat camouflage.

[busball]

Yeah, you have, buddy. [There is absolutely no regret here and he's actually pretty delighted. Enough to make the compliments a little less awkward. Just clinging to the gag reflex jokes for dear life]

You still wanting to ride me or did you change your mind about anything?

[konpeito_aji]

I want to ride you. [Yup, blushing. The only sexual thing he blushes about.]

[busball]

[God. He's so fucking cute. Klaus is dying here.] I want to see your face this time. See how you look more clearly. You're so hot when you're blissed out.

[konpeito_aji]

Okay. [Makes sense to him, because:] You're always gorgeous like that too.

I won't be quiet though, I don't hold back. [This dumbass.]

[busball]

Guess we’ll just enjoy seeing each other then.

[This makes him laugh.] If I was worried, I’d have brought a sock to shove in your mouth.

[konpeito_aji]

Yeah...

Shit... [A small laugh, and he speeds up down the aisle.] It's a good thing we didn't do anything at the wedding after all. Just you being near me is like a heady drug. Already I can see in my head what you'll look like, shirt half undone, hair blown back, legs splayed for me... [BITES A BLANKET AND WHINES.] You'd think I hadn't seen you for weeks rather than we've barely been apart an hour or two.

[busball]

You’re just very easy to rile up, which works in my favor. Cause I like to get you worked up. One day I’m gonna see how long you can go without giving in. And how fast I can break any stubbornness you might have to try to win.

[Maybe Klaus has a bad habit of seeing a competition and being incapable of resisting it.]

If we’re ever apart for weeks, you’re in trouble, buddy. Cause I’ll win that without even trying.

[konpeito_aji]

Yeah, I am. You're gonna edge me? I have plenty of self control when I want.

[Literally Nobunaga too, so competitive about EVERYTHING, to a problematic level... so... it's fine. This is a better outlet for it, definitely. They're fine.]

[And Nobunaga arches an eyebrow, dragging Klaus into the seats with him.] Let's do it. Right now. Who can last the longest without a jade stem. Who will beg the most, the loudest. And no talk of fighting fair, there will be no fighting fair in this.

[busball]

Ehhhhhh. I mean MAYBE. [Klaus has full faith in their ability to make Nobunaga’s brain go wonky]

[Oh, so they’re doing this now? Heeee probably should have seen that coming, but he’s also not about to say no now that the challenge has been put up.]

So we’re definitely drinking after the fucking, I assume. And who said anything about a fair fight? [Klaus feels like the novelty and newness of getting fucked is definitely going to help him a little with this, but is definitely willing to see how serious this is.]