What? Scared to drive your own car? [It's just a little bit of light teasing, but they wrap their arms around him.] I'll teach you how to drive...I mean...I never took the school lessons or my license, but I still drive anyway.
Yes. I think if it was flying I'd be less worried. But it's not like a horse which is easier than walking. The wheel and sticks aren't terribly intuitive, and there's separate pedals for breaking and speed and they're right next to each other. What if you confuse them? Why aren't there reins? Or like, mechanical reins. You just yank on them to slow down. Why are there so many buttons too? I understand for flying, but in a car, I don't get it.
Oh, Valdis said to tell you she won. But I won, right?
[Klaus resists the urge to laugh because if he's actually anxious or scared, then they don't want to laugh at him about it. That's just mean.] It just doesn't work like that. But it's fine. I can drive... [Well? Ehhhh. Up for debate]
You won me, but Valdis probably won whatever you two were doing.
Mmmm. No, babe. You definitely lost that one. I don't think we knew you'd be happy, but I think you're both stubborn. Truly, if you want to be real I think we could say I won because I was right about both of you. Ha.
I just knew you were both being incredibly annoying about caring about one another. [Don't mind as he quietly pokes Nobunaga's armpit since it's the easiest thing to get to that isn't his butt.]
Cause Valdis was all, 'I don't want to talk to him ever again, I'm glad he's not coming to find me...blah blah blah' and you're always like...weird about caring about people in general and then you go and do exactly what I said you'd do...which was realize you care about each other.
[Oops? Klaus peeks over the side of the bed.] Heeeeyy. [Using his most cute voice to avoid retaliation]
Sorry to always be weird about everything. But sometimes it's good. I wanted to be a demon king for Halloween. Finally really look like how I feel but... I can't stop being weird for two minutes. So I decided to be a lion. [Kisses Klaus' chest!] That's me. Always got to be weird about absolutely everything.
That was just being cute. [Klaus snuggles back.] You knew I’d like it and so you did it. But you’re difficult about really caring about people. Which is just a thing about you. But that’s okay. I’m here to help you. Except when it’s stressing me out some.
[Klaus just looks at him.] I'd know if I put diamonds in my mouth, babe. [And really, if this were a different day, Klaus might have stuck his hand down Nobunaga's pants to prove a point about that.
You're going hard on the family jewels shit, buddy. [He's laughing, though, which is probably a good sign.] I'm gonna get the Midas touch and the first thing I'm touching is your dick and you'll see how disappointing that'll be.
You’re a fucking weirdo. [They just hum softly, the desire to have a cocoon of covers overwhelming in that moment.] Either we need to get under the covers and try for a nap or do something.
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Oh, Valdis said to tell you she won. But I won, right?
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You won me, but Valdis probably won whatever you two were doing.
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What? No way, I won both. I won you, and I won her. I thought you two must have had a competition she won. Like she bet I would be happy... tch...
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Mmmm. No, babe. You definitely lost that one. I don't think we knew you'd be happy, but I think you're both stubborn. Truly, if you want to be real I think we could say I won because I was right about both of you. Ha.
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[Giggles and falls over, right off the bed with a whine!] Baaaabe... [YOU KNOW HE'S TICKLISH!]
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[Oops? Klaus peeks over the side of the bed.] Heeeeyy. [Using his most cute voice to avoid retaliation]
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Sorry to always be weird about everything. But sometimes it's good. I wanted to be a demon king for Halloween. Finally really look like how I feel but... I can't stop being weird for two minutes. So I decided to be a lion. [Kisses Klaus' chest!] That's me. Always got to be weird about absolutely everything.
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Be stressfree, babe. I always protect my army. No one in the universe is better taken care of. Know why? [Chu!]
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[Klaus hums happily as he snuggles in.] Because you're a secretly super hot softie?
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I'm not a softie. [Huffffff.] And I should be obviously hot, not secretly.
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It's the softie part that's a secret. [A nose boop!] And you're very obviously hot, babe. I promise.
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I'm not soft. Not even secretly. I'm very very hard, I promise. You can test me to find out.
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[Pulls the covers over them and snuggles!!!]
What do you want to do? [Oh so fake innocently!]
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