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[busball]

[Klaus is reading all of this incredibly high and maybe also reading this out loud to himself mostly.]

don’t stab sharky. he’s got a huuuuge dick, but i don’t have personal knowledge of it. [This makes him laugh for a long minute]

i won’t fuck anyone else. promise. i knew you weren’t cool about it. just cuddles and probably some flirting. [A beat]

there’s no whip emoji. ☹️ i’m so sad. i want you to touch my 🍑. later. also my 🍆. 😏😉😘

[konpeito_aji]

I will fuck you, and use my whip. They should make a whip emoji. I tried with ___) but it looks too much like a scythe, and that makes me mad.

I made a tie!

It's on my head. Crichton says it goes on my neck, but I don't want to while at party. Too dangerous for choking.

[busball]

mmmmm. i want to be choked. god.

[konpeito_aji]

Come here. I'll put the tie on you right now! 🧣⛓➰
There's no tie emoji either, even though they have tempura. What the hell?

No wait.

Fuck.

Stupid teens everywhere.

I'll take you out of Tauva, and then put the tie on you.
And take you out.
Of breathing.

Wait.

Where's the closest place we can fuck?

💃 - you
🕺 - me
That's the closest to a tie.

[busball]

mmm. yeah. chrissy is too young to see this.

and probably no one else really needs to.

behind the bar of another…uh…bar? probably.

please take me out of breathing. god, i have to move. this is terrible.

[konpeito_aji]

I can throw you over my shoulder and oni kidnap you. It might be obvious to everyone over 18, but it won't be too bad.

Just no sucking my ears or touching my neck until we get somewhere fuckable.

[busball]

are you sure you can?

could just like...crawl out and over and then...oh wait.

you can move and i can levitate and just hold onto you. this is fine.

yeah. i got it.

[konpeito_aji]

You mastered levitation already? Or is this just the incentive you needed?

Okay, just remember what I said, I can only handle being so turned on before I just fuck you no matter who is watching.

[busball]

mmmm. i can do some minor levitation. easier than walking.

there’s children watching.

but not behind the bars. also you always start it!

idc about the ghosts. they can watch.

[konpeito_aji]

I didn't mean to! I was just thinking about what Sharky told me off for, you were the one begging to strangled and whipped!

Okay, I'm coming.

To get you.

The other kind is later.

In front of ghosts, not teens.

[busball]

cair

fair!

i do want that though. even if i also kind of want sleep. but then you got all hpt.

hog

hot! uuuuhghh

[konpeito_aji]

You always do that to me! The first night we met even!

Well, don't worry I'll be really fast with my 🍆 in your 🍑 and choking you into oblivion.

And then I'll tuck you into 🛌

[busball]

oops. you were also hot then. all…you.

god. you don’t…

this is both so hot and so cute. i wish i was

already being fucked.

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[konpeito_aji]

I have no idea how it's cute, but don't make me call for you.

I'm here. Inside Tauva. And I need to get inside you. Now.

[Just does one of hawk whistles for Haguro.] Klaus.

[busball]

you said you were gonna tuck me in bed

i'm already turned on. god. i'm coming.

[And he is. Levitating and moving slowly, but he's definitely taken his shirt off to put it over his lap because he figures teenagers seeing his bare chest is less offensive than everyone realizing they have a boner.]

[konpeito_aji]

[Laughs and takes the "tie" off his forehead, looping and tightening it around Klaus' wrist, to tug him along like a toy balloon.]

[SUPER INNOCENT.]

[busball]

[He's just gonna stare in a daze as he lets himself get pulled along by his wrist.]

[konpeito_aji]

[Once out into the promenade:] This way?

[God he's hella dazed too, the armor covers him up pretty well, but Klaus looks SO adorable like this he's losing his mind.]

[busball]

[Klaus points towards Hurikane.] Yeah. That has good...coverage.

[They've seen someone hide behind the bar before. He stares at his wrist for a moment, just thinking about the tie there. Definitely just thinking about it as it occasionally tugs him. This shouldn't be so hot.]

[konpeito_aji]

Think most people will be at the others?

[Hell, Nobunaga's ducked behind that bar too, most of October even. He REALLY wants to kiss Klaus now, but he's trying to stay calm enough to get at least to another place first.] Did I do the tie right? They don't have them in my time, so I just kind of guessed. [It's just straight, he didn't know about the triangle shape. But he still managed a Windsor knot. Hilariously enough.]

[busball]

I dunno. Lots of people were in Tauva. Anywhere's fine. [He just wants to be the rest of the way naked. They know it'll take Nobunaga longer to get undressed. Armor is stupid.]

[Klaus looks at it without the whole...just dazed and turned on aspect for a minute.] It's a little square, but it's...close enough. You got the knot right. Not that I wear ties often. [Whe they look up at Nobunaga again, there's a little dopey smile.] You're so cute.

[konpeito_aji]

What? No. You. Stupid.

[Fuck it. Pulls him in with a hard tug to the tie and a long long kiss!] I can't stop thinking about how much I want to fuck you wearing nothing else but this and squeeze your pretty throat right at the end. [Just... strokes the end of his makeshift tie down Klaus' throat with a low groan of want.]

[busball]

You said I'm smart before! [Okay, so it's a little sing-song.]

[But that disappears as he's pulled over for a kiss, actually staying in the air for once.] And now you're hot all over again. God. [Draw him like one of your French girls already. And the end of the tie running down his throat? Gooood.] Well, either we're doing this behind the bar or we're both gonna have to be patient enough to get to the room. Eddie's at the weed party, so he won't be in the room.

[konpeito_aji]

[.... Nobunaga opens his mouth to speak, but he's kind of at a loss for words again.] Ah...

[Shit. Both????] I might be able to get you down to your room without losing it. Maybe. If you want to sleep naked in your bed right after. I did say I would tuck you in. I can't... Yeah. I need you to think. You're smart. So you do it.

[KISSES AGAIN! And another groan. That stupid shirtless thing is driving him crazy!]

[busball]

[Listen. They wouldn’t need to be shirtless if you didn’t make them horny as fuck, so who’s fault is that tbh?]

[He takes the kiss fingers lightly resting for all of a minute on Nobunaga’s shoulders.] Then I think you better walk fast because I am already incredibly turned on. And neither of us are very good at waiting.