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[busball]

[Well, that's cute.] I'm sure we'll have to make sure there's enough cars along with the four that we'll need.

[konpeito_aji]

Three, if I ride along with you.

[busball]

What? Scared to drive your own car? [It's just a little bit of light teasing, but they wrap their arms around him.] I'll teach you how to drive...I mean...I never took the school lessons or my license, but I still drive anyway.

[konpeito_aji]

Yes. I think if it was flying I'd be less worried. But it's not like a horse which is easier than walking. The wheel and sticks aren't terribly intuitive, and there's separate pedals for breaking and speed and they're right next to each other. What if you confuse them? Why aren't there reins? Or like, mechanical reins. You just yank on them to slow down. Why are there so many buttons too? I understand for flying, but in a car, I don't get it.

Oh, Valdis said to tell you she won. But I won, right?

[busball]

[Klaus resists the urge to laugh because if he's actually anxious or scared, then they don't want to laugh at him about it. That's just mean.] It just doesn't work like that. But it's fine. I can drive... [Well? Ehhhh. Up for debate]

You won me, but Valdis probably won whatever you two were doing.

[konpeito_aji]

[He's definitely all9wed to laugh, it would make Nobunaga relax about it, but he doesn't mind this either!]

What? No way, I won both. I won you, and I won her. I thought you two must have had a competition she won. Like she bet I would be happy... tch...

[busball]

[There's a hint of amusement in his expression]

Mmmm. No, babe. You definitely lost that one. I don't think we knew you'd be happy, but I think you're both stubborn. Truly, if you want to be real I think we could say I won because I was right about both of you. Ha.

[konpeito_aji]

Ah, you knew our problem was we are like siblings and that is why we are alike? [Gentle kiss to Klaus' temple!] You're very smart.

[busball]

I just knew you were both being incredibly annoying about caring about one another. [Don't mind as he quietly pokes Nobunaga's armpit since it's the easiest thing to get to that isn't his butt.]

[konpeito_aji]

Annoying how?

[Giggles and falls over, right off the bed with a whine!] Baaaabe... [YOU KNOW HE'S TICKLISH!]

[busball]

Cause Valdis was all, 'I don't want to talk to him ever again, I'm glad he's not coming to find me...blah blah blah' and you're always like...weird about caring about people in general and then you go and do exactly what I said you'd do...which was realize you care about each other.

[Oops? Klaus peeks over the side of the bed.] Heeeeyy. [Using his most cute voice to avoid retaliation]

[konpeito_aji]

[Climbs back up and snuggles under Klaus' chin!]

Sorry to always be weird about everything. But sometimes it's good. I wanted to be a demon king for Halloween. Finally really look like how I feel but... I can't stop being weird for two minutes. So I decided to be a lion. [Kisses Klaus' chest!] That's me. Always got to be weird about absolutely everything.

[busball]

That was just being cute. [Klaus snuggles back.] You knew I’d like it and so you did it. But you’re difficult about really caring about people. Which is just a thing about you. But that’s okay. I’m here to help you. Except when it’s stressing me out some.

[konpeito_aji]

No, it was weird. No one else found it cute, just weird. So it's weird. You just like it.

Be stressfree, babe. I always protect my army. No one in the universe is better taken care of. Know why? [Chu!]

[busball]

Ehhhhhhhh. No. It's cute. For sure. One day you will be so strong even being cute will make you feel super strong!

[Klaus hums happily as he snuggles in.] Because you're a secretly super hot softie?

[konpeito_aji]

Hell yeah. I will be the strongest cute thing ever. [... Just that easily accepted his fate.]

I'm not a softie. [Huffffff.] And I should be obviously hot, not secretly.

[busball]

Yeah you will. Already hot for you. [This is an entirely innocent moment.]

It's the softie part that's a secret. [A nose boop!] And you're very obviously hot, babe. I promise.

[konpeito_aji]

Yes, good.

I'm not soft. Not even secretly. I'm very very hard, I promise. You can test me to find out.

[busball]

Babe. I am not talking about your dick. I already know about that.

[konpeito_aji]

Damn right, you should, I mean you have tested it... mufufufu. Not soft anywhere, even my balls are diamond. [Or something.]

[busball]

[Klaus just looks at him.] I'd know if I put diamonds in my mouth, babe. [And really, if this were a different day, Klaus might have stuck his hand down Nobunaga's pants to prove a point about that.

[konpeito_aji]

Still jewels. Gold then. Metal, even if it's kind of softer metal when all warmed up. [The most Japanese of puns here.]

[busball]

You're going hard on the family jewels shit, buddy. [He's laughing, though, which is probably a good sign.] I'm gonna get the Midas touch and the first thing I'm touching is your dick and you'll see how disappointing that'll be.

[konpeito_aji]

It won't do anything, it's already gold. Might make my cum taste weird though. I kind of want to find out.

[busball]

You’re a fucking weirdo. [They just hum softly, the desire to have a cocoon of covers overwhelming in that moment.] Either we need to get under the covers and try for a nap or do something.