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oh shit. uh. well, everyone is different. do you know what they like? i mean, probably a date? no one has flowers. nobunaga and i did one, though. a couple.
not even once? huh. you could go for ice cream or uhhh get food and borrow one of my movies! do you wanna borrow uhhh...disney or bad sci-fi? wait. do you know what kinda movies they like?
he's short and strong and leaves ice in his wake he's patient and smart he takes the time to explain things to me when it stops making sense and he listens when i need to talk about hard things but doesn't force me when i don't have the words he's way out of my league and like i'm pretty sure i'm just a student and a friend friend is cool i'm glad i have friends you're my friend helena's my friend i love you very much i just also think like if i said something he would do the thing where you let someone down gently because you don't wanna hurt feelings and i wanted to ask questions but i don't want to make it weird weirder
you want me to talk to him and find out if he likes you back? is this my teen romcom movie debut? i've been preparing none of my life for this, but i've got you
oh. so just the basics. you can also have sex without it leading to babies or wanting it to uh...and nobunaga and i cannot biologically have babies make another human together. not that i trust myself to have children yeah. don't think that's the vibe. it's not necessary. obviously. the sex. some people just really like it. some people don't like it. some people are ambivalent.
yep. yeah. i mean, if you want to make it less...'do you like to fuck' you can like...ask if they have boundaries they want to keep in mind, places they don't like being touched or things they're not comfortable with doing. you could mayyyybe wait till after you've figured out they like you too.
nobunaga responds positively to people coming on strong, but not everyone does. and don't be sorry. it's fine. i'm just not usually like...the useful one in any situation so i hope i'm not fucking this up
ok yeah that's doable he's patient but i don't think he wants me groping in the dark i'll talk to him about the feeling stuff then it's you know whatev
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Date: 2023-03-27 05:37 pm (UTC)tell me what you know about human courtship
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Date: 2023-03-28 02:14 am (UTC)oh shit.
uh. well, everyone is different. do you know what they like?
i mean, probably a date? no one has flowers. nobunaga and i did one, though. a couple.
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Date: 2023-03-28 02:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-03-28 05:20 am (UTC)huh.
you could go for ice cream or uhhh get food and borrow one of my movies!
do you wanna borrow uhhh...disney or bad sci-fi?
wait. do you know what kinda movies they like?
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Date: 2023-03-28 05:34 am (UTC)and the last person i liked was like
way smarter than me
same now actually
wait does this mean i have a type
hold on
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Date: 2023-03-29 04:53 am (UTC)that...uh...the one with the rose gold armor, right?
i dunno how to spell it
so who do you have a crush on now?
and maybe. i don't know what my type is. lol.
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Date: 2023-03-29 05:32 am (UTC)crush is different
i kinda have a crush on like
three different people
but this is different
more serious i guess
have you met gil
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Date: 2023-03-30 01:42 am (UTC)oh yeah? i mean, that's fair. i probably have a few crushes myself
but yeah. i get it.
more serious.
uhhhh. no? i don't think so?
i guess that means i'm gonna know them immediately, though
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Date: 2023-03-30 04:04 am (UTC)he's patient and smart
he takes the time to explain things to me when it stops making sense
and he listens when i need to talk about hard things but doesn't force me when i don't have the words
he's way out of my league and like
i'm pretty sure i'm just a student and a friend
friend is cool i'm glad i have friends
you're my friend
helena's my friend
i love you very much
i just also think like
if i said something he would do the thing
where you let someone down gently because you don't wanna hurt feelings
and i wanted to ask questions but i don't want to make it weird
weirder
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Date: 2023-03-30 07:19 pm (UTC)you want me to talk to him and find out if he likes you back?
is this my teen romcom movie debut?
i've been preparing none of my life for this, but i've got you
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Date: 2023-03-30 10:45 pm (UTC)i just like
need to know how to approach this i guess
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Date: 2023-04-01 06:26 am (UTC)i think basically you should just be upfront
tell him you like him and that you'd like to go on a date
it's fine.
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Date: 2023-04-01 07:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-02 02:24 am (UTC)i told nobunaga i wanted to sit on his dick and here we are months later.
but maybe don't go that strong. unless like you wanna.
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Date: 2023-04-02 02:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-02 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-02 03:01 am (UTC)two humans make another human
small human grows in one of them
comes out small, grows up over time
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Date: 2023-04-02 04:40 am (UTC)you can also have sex without it leading to babies or wanting it to
uh...and nobunaga and i cannot biologically
have babiesmake another human together.not that i trust myself to have children
yeah. don't think that's the vibe.
it's not necessary. obviously. the sex.
some people just really like it. some people don't like it. some people are ambivalent.
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Date: 2023-04-02 04:55 am (UTC)cool
how do you know if someone is into that
just ask?
sorry for stupid questions
i don't wanna fuck this up
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Date: 2023-04-02 06:02 am (UTC)yeah. i mean, if you want to make it less...'do you like to fuck'
you can like...ask if they have boundaries they want to keep in mind, places they don't like being touched or things they're not comfortable with doing.
you could mayyyybe wait till after you've figured out they like you too.
nobunaga responds positively to people coming on strong, but not everyone does.
and don't be sorry. it's fine.
i'm just not usually like...the useful one in any situation
so i hope i'm not fucking this up
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Date: 2023-04-02 09:42 am (UTC)he's patient but i don't think he wants me groping in the dark
i'll talk to him about the feeling stuff
then it's
you know
whatev
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Date: 2023-04-03 05:47 am (UTC)you’re so cool
and i’m supporting you in spirit
and available for hugs if needed