i don't know that guy, so i don't know how the leather daddy vibes match up. like if i was not in a relationship, i probably would have hit it. i might have gotten stabbed, but it might have been okay.
okay. cool. i don't wanna be enemies and i'd have cried.
no. he did mention knowing how to get stabbed??? but like i dunno. i asked tendi and it seems like a bad idea to go for the left side? but i also don't know what's on the right side.
i dunno. he says he's been fine this whole time? he doesn't seem dead so like...
yeaaaah. it was weird. i was like, mostly focusing on behaving myself until the end of the whole thing, though. cause like...nobunaga and i flirted too hard. again.
if i do, it’s gonna be a threesome because that’s the rules of this relationship. or do you mean if i meet that other guy
yeeeaaah. that’s what tendi said too. boo. i feel like i’m still gonna get stabbed at some point let me know if i need to like intervene somehow with blackbeard i think he likes me enough to at least take me up on practice being stabbed to distract him?? maybe some make up practice because the drowned raccoon look is not the best.
i mean…yeah??? guess we could ask??
uhhh. no? just there were teens and ari was in the end so behaving
yeah. once we talked about like how open things were and he got suuuuper weird about it so the answer was like no. at least separately cause i was like “it’s fine if you wanna sleep with other people” and then i realized it was less fine but it would be fine if i was there and we were both interested. so that’s the rule now.
shhhhh. it’s fiiiiiine. diego will just be jealous he didn’t get to stab me first also i feel like the stabbing is part of the knives??? but you know. stuff.
i’m not. that’s why he needs better makeup i look amazing in eye makeup. one day i’ll show you.
stabbing is part of the knives but stab something else dont make him demo how to knife by stabbing you you wont learn shit that way unless what you wanna learn is how to bleed out cuz then yea - good plan
bro i can imagine i bet you look all sultry & shit blackbeard looks like a football player who didnt have a mirror when doing those eye stripe things or like maybe he ate shoe polish
your doing better than most of my relationships where we didnt talk about shit like that til it was too late usually immediately after i majorly fucked up so like you guys are cute AND got your shit together
are u gonna do a makeover on blackbeard seriously? thats fucking amazeballs
tbf i asked because i’d agreed to a sort of coffee date with bash and was like oh yeah…is this fine? are we open like this? and he got reeeeaaaaal weird about it. like insisting i go on a date to prove he was the best soooooo lol. i almost super fucked up. i did run into bash at the coffee place, but kept it to just flirting. so you know. woops?
i don’t know if i will, but i’m damn sure gonna try i’ll take pictures.
oh bash is super sexy you should totally hit that and he smells so damn good which is weird but he does
oh man did he like make competing dates to prove he could do dates the best? no thats too cute this dude is a demon king? and not like a high school student with a crush whos writing your name in hearts on his binder????
he totally is it's like just a fucking vibe but i'm pretty sure that would not go over well
no cause it was a weird vibe. a jealous vibe. i mean, we had a date in the spirit halloween. after crichton died? it started as an investigation and turned into trying on costumes i have a lot of costumes now but yeah. he is a demon king suuuuuper easy to get to do things you should see his face when you just hold his hand in public you know that surprised pikachu meme? yeah, that's his face. plus blushing.
makes sense the demon king would be the jealous kind bet hes never had to share probably kinda cute tho cuz hes trying so hard
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 🥺🥰💓 is this his first relationship? do you get 2 show him all the couple stuff like one milkshake 2 straws wearing each others jackets the yawn into a stretch to put an arm around the others shoulder...
he is. but i forgive him mostly cause he’s like a small, angry kitten which is cute but also prone to biting he’s doing his best for sure. cause like he even lets me hug him without stabbing!!
sort of? there was some mai girl? but i don’t think they were official? but like now i need to show him those things cause i forgot about them i’m taking him on a date to get milkshakes now it will work because he would eat ice cream for every meal probably i don’t even have a jacket to let him borrow booooooo!
well thats good hugging shouldnt come with stabbing even i know that and id probably think the stabbing part is hot
aight we can still salvage the no jacket situation because every cabin here only has one bed so you know - youre tired gotta take a nap and oh no theres only one bed what a terrible inconvenince guess youll have to share whos your roommate? need me to stage a distraction and get them out of there?
that does sound like you i’m less interested sexually speaking in being stabbed like knifeplay could maaaaybe be fun? it feels very diego, though but like if he wanted to be impatient and cut my clothes off, that would be hot but only the tommy bahama
lol. eddie. he’s pretty chill usually just text him 😈🛏 and then he knows to vacate um. but yeah.
hes probably training or doing patrols demon king things happens when you lead an army jacob got up at the asscrack of dawn like 5 am sometimes and would go do the big obstacle course with live amunition meanwhile im barely coherent and falling over my own damn feet im not a morning person at all
hey hey hey you dont get to haha j/k your way out of this none of that shit
he is training he and ari train all the time sometimes i get to go and get thrown around but only after 11 if you ever want to go, let me know you can get thrown around for fun and make sex jokes too
most people call her tarey? she's very formal like a space soldier or something? i could say more, but it might end up being a rant yessss i'm gonna tell them!
[One day Klaus is actually gonna think to look first before opening a fucking door, but it is not today]
[ He'd respond to that message cuz he does know who Tarey is. But instead its time to serve a warrant for illegal use of text based deflection against self deprication.]
Hey yourself. [ Folding his arms. Cop pose activated. ] We gonna try this whole j/k thing again in person?
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Date: 2022-11-25 03:05 am (UTC)we good. also by the sacred powers of the bro code were not allowed to be enemies
learn to fight with knives tho thatllbe cool. unless he wants you to learn by stabbing me & then maybe not. hit my stabbing limit already.
damn you rite about that being hella awkward
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Date: 2022-11-25 03:23 am (UTC)okay. cool. i don't wanna be enemies and i'd have cried.
no. he did mention knowing how to get stabbed??? but like i dunno. i asked tendi and it seems like a bad idea to go for the left side? but i also don't know what's on the right side.
i dunno. he says he's been fine this whole time? he doesn't seem dead so like...
yeaaaah. it was weird. i was like, mostly focusing on behaving myself until the end of the whole thing, though. cause like...nobunaga and i flirted too hard. again.
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Date: 2022-11-25 07:07 am (UTC)want them deets
theres not really a good side to get stabbed on
your liver is on the right
your stomach is on the left
dont want a knife in either of those
doesnt seem dead here u mean
im dead
i seem fine here
maybe he got stabbed and died we dont know
well izzy might
what are PDAs prohibited?
get messy on the promenade if you wanna
whos gonna stop you?
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Date: 2022-11-25 07:46 am (UTC)of this relationship.
or do you mean if i meet that other guy
yeeeaaah. that’s what tendi said too. boo. i feel like i’m still gonna get stabbed at some point
let me know if i need to like intervene somehow with blackbeard
i think he likes me enough to at least take me up on practice being stabbed to distract him??
maybe some make up practice because the drowned raccoon look is not the best.
i mean…yeah???
guess we could ask??
uhhh. no?
just there were teens and ari was in the end
so behaving
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Date: 2022-11-26 06:39 am (UTC)man a threesome only clause? thats kind of an awesome loophole
then you both get to have fun
and get some variety
ok dont get stabbed to protect me
i can handle it
but thats sweet tho
dont be a drowned racoon
do the possum thing
fall over and play dead and throw em off the scent
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Date: 2022-11-26 07:47 am (UTC)so the answer was like no. at least separately
cause i was like “it’s fine if you wanna sleep with other people”
and then i realized it was less fine but it would be fine if i was there and we were both interested.
so that’s the rule now.
shhhhh. it’s fiiiiiine. diego will just be jealous he didn’t get to stab me first
also i feel like the stabbing is part of the knives???
but you know.
stuff.
i’m not.
that’s why he needs better makeup
i look amazing in eye makeup.
one day i’ll show you.
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Date: 2022-11-27 02:28 am (UTC)you 2 are cute
stabbing is part of the knives but stab something else
dont make him demo how to knife by stabbing you
you wont learn shit that way
unless what you wanna learn is how to bleed out cuz then yea - good plan
bro i can imagine
i bet you look all sultry & shit
blackbeard looks like a football player who didnt have a mirror when doing those eye stripe things
or like maybe he ate shoe polish
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Date: 2022-11-27 02:34 am (UTC)like for real
i mean yeah. i'm gonna learn that too
i dunno. either way
i bet i can distract him somehow
you're right. i do.
yeaaaah. probably just never got make up lessons
so i gotta fix that shit.
eugh. shoe polish. would would eat that?
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Date: 2022-11-27 03:14 am (UTC)usually immediately after i majorly fucked up
so like
you guys are cute AND got your shit together
are u gonna do a makeover on blackbeard
seriously?
thats fucking amazeballs
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Date: 2022-11-27 03:32 am (UTC)oh yeah…is this fine? are we open like this?
and he got reeeeaaaaal weird about it.
like insisting i go on a date to prove he was the best
soooooo lol. i almost super fucked up.
i did run into bash at the coffee place, but kept it to just flirting.
so you know. woops?
i don’t know if i will, but i’m damn sure gonna try
i’ll take pictures.
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Date: 2022-11-28 06:25 am (UTC)you should totally hit that
and he smells so damn good
which is weird but he does
oh man did he like make competing dates to prove he could do dates the best?
no thats too cute
this dude is a demon king? and not like a high school student with a crush whos writing your name in hearts on his binder????
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Date: 2022-11-28 07:06 am (UTC)it's like just a fucking vibe
but i'm pretty sure that would not go over well
no cause it was a weird vibe. a jealous vibe.
i mean, we had a date in the spirit halloween.
after crichton died? it started as an investigation and turned into trying on costumes
i have a lot of costumes now
but yeah. he is a demon king
suuuuuper easy to get to do things
you should see his face when you just hold his hand in public
you know that surprised pikachu meme? yeah, that's his face.
plus blushing.
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Date: 2022-11-29 05:42 am (UTC)bet hes never had to share
probably kinda cute tho cuz hes trying so hard
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
🥺🥰💓
is this his first relationship?
do you get 2 show him all the couple stuff
like one milkshake 2 straws
wearing each others jackets
the yawn into a stretch to put an arm around the others shoulder...
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Date: 2022-11-29 05:50 am (UTC)mostly cause he’s like a small, angry kitten
which is cute but also prone to biting
he’s doing his best
for sure. cause like he even lets me hug him without stabbing!!
sort of? there was some mai girl?
but i don’t think they were official?
but like now i need to show him those things
cause i forgot about them
i’m taking him on a date to get milkshakes now
it will work because he would eat ice cream for every meal probably
i don’t even have a jacket to let him borrow
booooooo!
wow. you are prepared.
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Date: 2022-11-30 06:30 am (UTC)hugging shouldnt come with stabbing
even i know that and id probably think the stabbing part is hot
aight we can still salvage the no jacket situation
because every cabin here only has one bed so you know - youre tired gotta take a nap and oh no theres only one bed what a terrible inconvenince guess youll have to share
whos your roommate? need me to stage a distraction and get them out of there?
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Date: 2022-11-30 06:45 am (UTC)i’m less interested sexually speaking in being stabbed
like knifeplay could maaaaybe be fun?
it feels very diego, though
but like if he wanted to be impatient and cut my clothes off, that would be hot
but only the tommy bahama
lol.
eddie. he’s pretty chill
usually just text him 😈🛏
and then he knows to vacate
um. but yeah.
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Date: 2022-11-30 08:01 pm (UTC)im so proud 🥲
cutting people out of their clothes is pretty damn hot
no lie
cept if you have to walk back 2 your room holding them all bunched up over your junk.
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Date: 2022-11-30 08:23 pm (UTC)i have mad skills!
i would probably be fine with that.
or making Nobunaga get me another set of clothes.
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Date: 2022-12-01 05:46 am (UTC)reverse walk of shame i love it
make him go to the tommy bahama and get you something
he caused the problem
he fixes it
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Date: 2022-12-01 06:00 am (UTC)sometimes he brings me food cause he gets up too fucking early
seriously.
but yeah! totally.
i’m in trouble if i fuck this up
who the fuck is gonna put up with me?
haha. jk.
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Date: 2022-12-02 05:51 am (UTC)demon king things
happens when you lead an army
jacob got up at the asscrack of dawn like 5 am sometimes and would go do the big obstacle course with live amunition
meanwhile im barely coherent and falling over my own damn feet
im not a morning person at all
hey hey hey
you dont get to haha j/k your way out of this
none of that shit
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Date: 2022-12-02 06:07 am (UTC)he and ari train all the time
sometimes i get to go and get thrown around
but only after 11
if you ever want to go, let me know
you can get thrown around for fun and make sex jokes too
sure i do
i just did it 👻
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Date: 2022-12-02 06:21 am (UTC)absolutely
whos ari?
but yes i definitely want to get thrown around
and i will make so many sex jokes
🤬👎👮♂️🫵👀
[And like 2 minutes later: knock knock motherfucker.]
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Date: 2022-12-02 07:04 am (UTC)she's very formal
like a space soldier or something?
i could say more, but it might end up being a rant
yessss
i'm gonna tell them!
[One day Klaus is actually gonna think to look first before opening a fucking door, but it is not today]
Oh......heeeeeey, buddy.
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Date: 2022-12-02 04:11 pm (UTC)Hey yourself. [ Folding his arms. Cop pose activated. ] We gonna try this whole j/k thing again in person?
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