Once upon a time there was a little ghost named Pico. She liked to bite and growl at everyone she met. So fierce was her bark and bite, that even the native dragon Ventuswill feared her snarling might!
It often seemed like she was invincible, a true ghost who had surpassed the limits of death itself. But she was still trapped as a little girl, and could get lonely and scared or even cry. Like all poltergeists, she's a total prankster who plays stupid tricks and has a weird sense of humor, but one day she met another little girl who thought all these things were cute and funny. They became inseparable. Literally, because, if the poltergeist wandered too far from the person she chose to haunt, she could fade out into nothingness, the ghostly equivalence of death.
Although the living girl grew older, Pico never did, could not, in fact. But still, Pico worried that the living need one another, so she tried to get the girl to talk to living people more often, instead of spending all of her time with ghosts.
Pico could be a real nuisance, wandering around with signposts and threatening to reveal the color of people's panties. But she meant well, she'd even do free advertising for businesses. Even ghosts get bored, you know.
I've never spent a night apart from her. She took my hand when I was still just a baby in a crib.
Thank you for rescuing me earlier. I'm sure Pico would say that too.
It's fun. I like sewing and knitting. I designed my own clothes. It's the best way to express style, since others never know what's in your head usually.
Umm? His name is Dedue. I don't know if he's cute or hot or not. Maybe I can get you a picture. It's his room too. Apparently that's how it works here? But I've barely talked to boys usually. He's really big! He could almost look a mamadoodle in the eye. I'm sure he's nice, but I want to hide.
[PICTURE ATTACHED Here! Except more beat up and with a cast!]
Clothes are very fun. I don't want to fight the monsters in Tommy Bahamas without a party though. I don't have fire magic.
Mamadoodles are very big monsters. They lay eggs like cluckadoodles but they are are huge, like bigger than some dragons, and even hunter wolves. Bigger than the double beds here.
He is? I will tell him you said so. :)
[She probably won't because she's way too shy, but maybe!]
Strange. Do you know what they're weak to? Or would ward them off?
What kind of monsters did you have?
I don't think he'd kill you. He's very nice. He offered to leave, but he's pretty injured, and I don't think it's a good idea. He does embroidery too though, so he can't be bad. Probably. Oops. Okay I will not tell either of them. Our secret. But don't tell Pico if she ever comes, or she will blab. She has a big mouth. Poltergeists are all like that.
Rough. That's right. That's so weird. No dragons. What kind of monster is you dad?
It's true. They are such chatterboxes. Especially Pico. But even mailboxes. Ghosts are so weird. I thought Dedue was a ghost. But he's not. Who's the noisiest ghost you ever met?
a dick. uhhh. he just you know...is the kind of monster that would kill his kid over and over and pretend to care about them to make them do it for him so he doesn't have to feel bad about it, i guess. and like will definitely use his kids to further his own shit.
uhhhh...probably ben. ha. cause he's my brother oh and this guy i accidentally killed in jail once. but then i did drugs and that shut him up.
That is the worst dad I've ever heard of. Get him one of those mugs. Instead of Best Dad, Worst. Did he try to take over the world or something?
I see. I'm sorry. I never killed anyone, so at least no ghosts like that. And most murder victims didn't come to me.
I've never tried medicines to shut the ghosts up, but I guess as annoying as Pico is, I wouldn't want to be without her too much. She is like my annoying baby sister. Even though she's older than me. That whole stuck at the same age forever thing. What is Ben like?
he deserves no mugs. mostly just reset the universe.
always get the murder people not always, i guess but often enough i mean, sure he did try to kill me, but i probably didn’t need to let him die from an asthma attack
he kind of grew with us?? but he’s uhhh…usually annoyed with me for not taking care of myself, i guess and like more genuine than i’ve ever been in my whole life he hated being a superhero and having to hurt people at least our benerino did. sparrow ben was fine with it.
No mugs. Worst dad ever. What's reset the universe mean?
What's asthma? Were you able to send him to the other side? Or did he get bored eventually?
Pico gives me a hard time about not eating vegetables. It's annoying. Sorry for more questions... but what's a superhero? Was Ben a healer? I don't like hurting monsters either. So I just heal.
like start it over from the beginning. but it was still 2019 for us but also we didn’t have powers anymore none of us
it’s a breathing problem that can be triggered by a lot of things. makes your throat close up so you can’t really breathe if the attack is bad enough. you’d need an inhaler, which is medicine that you breath in to help open your airway and stuff up i hit him in the throat, so it was only supposed to knock him out, but…
benerino probably didn’t care as much about the veggies as the drugs and alcohol someone with or without powers that fights crime, but like not the police no. he has a portal for a tentacle monster in his bellybutton okay. I lied earlier, but only cause i forget that might count idk where the tentacle monster is. but he just doesn’t like hurting people except when he smacks me cause i’m being difficult so he says he’s the heart of the team, really
Sorry for more questions, but what's police? Like knights? Is the tentacle monster an octopirate or something? I understand. I am like that too, but I don't have a party here, or even Pico. But I can smack you too if you want :)
[She probably won't though, she's not violent at all!]
yeah. someone hired him to? i think. something like that. we were both in jail
sooooort of? they arrest people for committing crimes? stuff like that. i have no idea. i think just an eldritch horror i don’t really want to be smacked
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Date: 2022-12-14 05:56 am (UTC)It often seemed like she was invincible, a true ghost who had surpassed the limits of death itself. But she was still trapped as a little girl, and could get lonely and scared or even cry. Like all poltergeists, she's a total prankster who plays stupid tricks and has a weird sense of humor, but one day she met another little girl who thought all these things were cute and funny. They became inseparable. Literally, because, if the poltergeist wandered too far from the person she chose to haunt, she could fade out into nothingness, the ghostly equivalence of death.
Although the living girl grew older, Pico never did, could not, in fact. But still, Pico worried that the living need one another, so she tried to get the girl to talk to living people more often, instead of spending all of her time with ghosts.
Pico could be a real nuisance, wandering around with signposts and threatening to reveal the color of people's panties. But she meant well, she'd even do free advertising for businesses. Even ghosts get bored, you know.
I've never spent a night apart from her. She took my hand when I was still just a baby in a crib.
Thank you for rescuing me earlier. I'm sure Pico would say that too.
- Dolce
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Date: 2022-12-14 07:10 am (UTC)and no problem
for you and pico wherever she is
you have any more problems with pianos, let me know.
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Date: 2022-12-14 07:13 am (UTC)I hope she's okay. I'm worried.
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Date: 2022-12-14 07:24 am (UTC)i like it.
i’m sure she is
we’re just copies of ourselves.
you’re still there with her
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Date: 2022-12-14 07:28 am (UTC)I'm making her new clothes anyway in case she comes. There's a boy in my room. It's weird. Maybe it's just as well Pico isn't here. She'd bite him.
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Date: 2022-12-14 08:09 am (UTC)i have never made clothes
ohhhhh? which boy?
is he hot?
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Date: 2022-12-14 08:39 am (UTC)Umm?
His name is Dedue. I don't know if he's cute or hot or not. Maybe I can get you a picture.
It's his room too. Apparently that's how it works here?
But I've barely talked to boys usually.
He's really big! He could almost look a mamadoodle in the eye.
I'm sure he's nice, but I want to hide.
[PICTURE ATTACHED Here! Except more beat up and with a cast!]
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Date: 2022-12-15 02:04 am (UTC)i just pick things i like
i got more of my clothes recently!
so that's fun!
i don't think i know him
oh well
mamadoodle?
i think it'll be fine
maybe you can set up a little thing to separate the sleeping places?
oh. hot. definitely hot.
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Date: 2022-12-15 02:57 am (UTC)Mamadoodles are very big monsters. They lay eggs like cluckadoodles but they are are huge, like bigger than some dragons, and even hunter wolves. Bigger than the double beds here.
He is? I will tell him you said so. :)
[She probably won't because she's way too shy, but maybe!]
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Date: 2022-12-15 03:17 am (UTC)i'm just gonna let you know that i have no idea what you're talking about right now. except dragons and wolves.
cool. i'm sure it's fine. i'm not afraid!
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Date: 2022-12-15 04:53 am (UTC)Food isn't made with eggs here?
Are you sure?
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Date: 2022-12-15 05:08 am (UTC)i think it is? i just don’t have those type of animals back home.
yeah. totally. if he kills me, i’ll just come back anyway. but my boyfriend would not be happy.
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Date: 2022-12-15 05:16 am (UTC)What kind of monsters did you have?
I don't think he'd kill you. He's very nice. He offered to leave, but he's pretty injured, and I don't think it's a good idea. He does embroidery too though, so he can't be bad. Probably.
Oops. Okay I will not tell either of them. Our secret. But don't tell Pico if she ever comes, or she will blab. She has a big mouth. Poltergeists are all like that.
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Date: 2022-12-15 06:03 am (UTC)my dad
uhhh...just people, really. no dragons or anything like that.
i guess i'll have to see for myself sometime!
ha. i mean, that sounds about right. ghosts never shut up. in my experience with them.
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Date: 2022-12-15 06:07 am (UTC)Rough. That's right. That's so weird. No dragons. What kind of monster is you dad?
It's true. They are such chatterboxes. Especially Pico. But even mailboxes. Ghosts are so weird. I thought Dedue was a ghost. But he's not. Who's the noisiest ghost you ever met?
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Date: 2022-12-15 06:38 am (UTC)a dick.
uhhh. he just you know...is the kind of monster that would kill his kid over and over and pretend to care about them to make them do it for him so he doesn't have to feel bad about it, i guess.
and like will definitely use his kids to further his own shit.
uhhhh...probably ben. ha.
cause he's my brother
oh and this guy i accidentally killed in jail once. but then i did drugs and that shut him up.
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Date: 2022-12-15 06:43 am (UTC)Did he try to take over the world or something?
I see. I'm sorry. I never killed anyone, so at least no ghosts like that. And most murder victims didn't come to me.
I've never tried medicines to shut the ghosts up, but I guess as annoying as Pico is, I wouldn't want to be without her too much. She is like my annoying baby sister. Even though she's older than me. That whole stuck at the same age forever thing. What is Ben like?
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Date: 2022-12-15 07:49 am (UTC)mostly just reset the universe.
always get the murder people
not always, i guess
but often enough
i mean, sure he did try to kill me, but i probably didn’t need to let him die from an asthma attack
he kind of grew with us??
but he’s uhhh…usually annoyed with me for not taking care of myself, i guess
and like more genuine than i’ve ever been in my whole life
he hated being a superhero and having to hurt people
at least our benerino did. sparrow ben was fine with it.
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Date: 2022-12-15 07:56 am (UTC)What's reset the universe mean?
What's asthma?
Were you able to send him to the other side? Or did he get bored eventually?
Pico gives me a hard time about not eating vegetables. It's annoying.
Sorry for more questions... but what's a superhero?
Was Ben a healer? I don't like hurting monsters either. So I just heal.
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Date: 2022-12-15 08:10 am (UTC)but it was still 2019 for us
but also we didn’t have powers anymore
none of us
it’s a breathing problem that can be triggered by a lot of things. makes your throat close up so you can’t really breathe if the attack is bad enough.
you’d need an inhaler, which is medicine that you breath in to help open your airway and stuff up
i hit him in the throat, so
it was only supposed to knock him out, but…
benerino probably didn’t care as much about the veggies as the drugs and alcohol
someone with or without powers that fights crime, but like not the police
no. he has a portal for a tentacle monster in his bellybutton
okay. I lied earlier, but only cause i forget that might count
idk where the tentacle monster is.
but he just doesn’t like hurting people except when he smacks me cause i’m being difficult
so he says
he’s the heart of the team, really
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Date: 2022-12-17 02:55 pm (UTC)That's rough. He attacked you first?
Sorry for more questions, but what's police? Like knights?
Is the tentacle monster an octopirate or something?
I understand. I am like that too, but I don't have a party here, or even Pico. But I can smack you too if you want :)
[She probably won't though, she's not violent at all!]
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Date: 2022-12-17 09:34 pm (UTC)yeah. someone hired him to? i think. something like that. we were both in jail
sooooort of? they arrest people for committing crimes? stuff like that.
i have no idea. i think just an eldritch horror
i don’t really want to be smacked
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Date: 2022-12-20 02:28 am (UTC)Why would someone go so far? But self defense isn't really wrong of you.
Okay no smacking. With tentacles or otherwise.
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Date: 2022-12-21 01:47 am (UTC)yeah. i dunno why? i'm so cute.
thanks.
ooc: The week I died was that week (lol)
Date: 2023-01-04 09:48 am (UTC)Maybe that is why. You are too cute. And they were jealous or threatened by it.
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